Everyone’s favorite religion of peace strikes again! Apparently 15 days in a Sudanese prison for calling a teddy bear “Muhammad” just isn’t enough to quell the growing Islamic rage in Sudan.
Thousands of Sudanese, many armed with clubs and knives, rallied Friday in a central square and demanded the execution of a British teacher convicted of insulting Islam for allowing her students to name a teddy bear “Muhammad.”
The protesters streamed out of mosques after Friday sermons with their Islamic rage at full intensity, as pickup trucks with loudspeakers blared messages against Gillian Gibbons, the teacher who was sentenced Thursday to 15 days in prison and deportation. She avoided the more serious punishment of 40 lashes.
I think the Mosque is like a drug for these people. It seems like Islamic rage is right at it’s peak fury immediately after attending the local mosque.
I don’t think I could go to church anymore if the Pastor whipped the entire congregation into a blind fury every Sunday. I think that’s the problem here. They pray five times a day, so many attend the mosque five times a day. That’s at least five times in a single day that they’re thrown into a full scale Islamic rage!
Becoming that enraged so frequently just can’t be healthy. In the future maybe we should try a combination of 2000 lb. bombs and intensive anger management classes as a new strategy for taming the Islamic world.
-Kenneth Levine
