A Close Look At Bush Derangement Syndrome
The NY Times lead editorial today is left wing lunacy at its very finest. Every despicable word of it paints a perfect picture of far-left hysteria, and reveals the author to be suffering from late stage “Bush Derangement Syndrome.”
The whole “America is the real terrorist” routine is a constant theme that surfaces time and time again especially among those suffering from BDS.
It is these very sick “Americans” that are left sitting up nights fretting over the possible mistreatment of terror suspects in far away lands.
As they sip their winter coco, they imagine how frightened Al-Qaeda terrorist Abu Zubaydah must have been as he was being waterboarded by those damned CIA thugs. If they actually believed in god, they would pray that one day Mr. Zubaydah sees justice for the horrible crimes committed against him.
Those inflicted with this terrible illness often times just sit and weep uncontrollably thinking of the many “victims” locked away in secret CIA prisons.
Hundreds of men, swept up on the battlefields of Afghanistan and Iraq, were thrown into a prison in Guantánamo Bay, Cuba, so that the White House could claim they were beyond the reach of American laws. Prisoners are held there with no hope of real justice, only the chance to face a kangaroo court where evidence and the names of their accusers are kept secret, and where they are not permitted to talk about the abuse they have suffered at the hands of American jailers.
In other foreign lands, the C.I.A. set up secret jails where “high-value detainees” were subjected to ever more barbaric acts, including simulated drowning. These crimes were videotaped, so that “experts” could watch them, and then the videotapes were destroyed, after consultation with the White House, in the hope that Americans would never know.
For those with Bush Derangement, life in America can be a pretty scary place. These individuals often see sinister intentions behind each and every anti-terror measure the Bush Administration uses.
The White House used the fear of terrorism and the sense of national unity to ram laws through Congress that gave law-enforcement agencies far more power than they truly needed to respond to the threat — and at the same time fulfilled the imperial fantasies of Vice President Dick Cheney and others determined to use the tragedy of 9/11 to arrogate as much power as they could.
Even something as innocent as making a phone call can be a terrifying task indeed, as they imagine an NSA operative listening in, recording, and placing their conversation into a secret file that was opened on them the morning of Sept. 12, 2001.
The infected imagine conspiracies both big and small involving every level of government. Hallucinations are also common and can include seeing Blackwater contractors peeking in the window.
These thoughts of conspiracy often lead to more uncontrollable weeping as they think about how other countries must think of us. They imagine all the beautiful international treaties that President Bush stomped all over, and then Dick Cheney using the tattered pieces to light his cigars.
It is the very late stages of the illness that are often the most disturbing. Patients can sometimes sit for hours banging their head against the will mumbling something about “impeachment.”
These “impeachment episodes” as they’ve become known usually happen just before the patient begins to vomit out the kind of editorial prominently featured in today’s NY Times.
Fortunately, there are ways to protect yourself from becoming infected with Bush Derangement Syndrome:
- Avoid far-left websites and other far-left propaganda
- Avoid anti-war rallies, strikes, or protests of any kind
Avoid watching CNN or MSNBCAvoid all news channels except Fox News- Avoid Global Warming events and Al Gore
- Avoid Rosie O’Donnell at all cost
- Avoid the NY Times
- Vote for Republicans or Joe Lieberman
- Occasionally watch footage of the Twin Towers falling
- Avoid hippies or any hippie-related bullsh*t
- Avoid “progressive” causes or self-described “progressives”
-Chris Jones
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Chris, You are what is described as a “Kool-Aid Drinker.”
There won’t be much heed for your point of view when, not if, but WHEN, we round up the 33 war criminals, traitors and racketeers of the Bush cabal and put them on trial seeking the death penalty. Not in the Hague, but right here in the good ole USA, where the tolerance for fascists is OVER.
We probably need to throw about another two hundred of the fascists in the slammer to face down the other bullies and cowards who enabled the fascist movement, but that’s about all. After that, we won’t need to worry about them any more. No need for illegal spying, illegal detentions, torture, violations of laws and treaties. We won’t need that to deal with the likes of these fascists. It’s YOUR kind that needs to have Big Brother government hunting “liberal conspiracies.”
Another thing Chris: We’ll get Bin Laden. We’ll shut down those sorry fanatic thugs that Bushie has been propping up as a threat comparable to the Soviet Union or Nazi Germany.
We’re not scared, and we’re not buying the BS. We won’t need to invade, occupy and loot other countries, and we won’t have a president who lets terrorists crash airplanes into buildings for his own personal version of the Reichstag fire.
In case you haven’t noticed, we’re wise to the protection racket. We’re also wise to the Orwellian two minutes of hate against a shadowy figure that “eludes capture” and “lurks everywhere.”
Most of us understand what republican government is, too, and know that there isn’t any “republican” left in the Republican Party.
You’re a cheerleader for frauds and liars who have enabled the same crime that the Nazis pulled off when they adopted “pre-emptive warfare,” fabricated pretexts for war and then invaded, occupied and looted other countries. It’s called “The Crime Against Peace” and the Nazis who survived WWII were sentenced to death for it.
So, enjoy your Kool-Aid.
I think I’ll just let your comments stand on their own. Thanks for reading.
We’re gonna take Cheney down first, Chris.
He’ll be the first one to have his ass tossed into a military brig.
Happy New Year!
If you really believe that, you don’t know Dick