Obama Shelves Plans For More Coastal Oil Drilling

February 10, 2009 · Filed Under Barack Obama, Global Warming, Politics

Like any good clueless liberal, president Obama ordered his Interior Secretary Ken Salazar to shelve plans that would have opened up America’s coastlines to offshore oil drilling. As we all know, liberals are controlled by environmental wackos who don’t want America to use its own natural resources. We have oil (a shit load of it) under the ocean and we can’t get at it because of left-wingers who want energy prices to keep rising and stay high to force people to accept global warming regulations.

As any sane person also knows, global warming is the biggest fraud in world history. Sooner or later these hucksters are gonna be exposed and Al Gore is gonna be out of a job.

While I love the mantra of “Drill, Baby, Drill”, I think the time has come to make it “Drill, Motherf*cker, Drill.”

-Chris Jones

(image courtesy of Doug Ross)