Hey Mark Sanford, Shut The Hell Up

June 30, 2009 · Filed Under Politics, Republicans

Disgraced Gov. Mark Sanford is keeping his apology tour going strong with new and unnecessary revelations.

I think Sanford has completely lost his mind. He won’t just shut the f*ck up about his personal life. We already know more than we ever wanted to and sure as hell don’t need to know anything else.

Sanford is now flapping his gums about “crossing lines” with other women as well, but never the “ultimate line.”

South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford said Tuesday that he “crossed lines” with a handful of women other than his mistress – but never had sex with them.

The governor said he “never crossed the ultimate line” with anyone but Maria Belen Chapur, the Argentine at the center of a scandal that has derailed his once-promising political career.

“This was a whole lot more than a simple affair, this was a love story,” Sanford said. “A forbidden one, a tragic one, but a love story at the end of the day.”

During an emotional interview at his Statehouse office with The Associated Press on Tuesday, Sanford said Chapur is his soul mate but he’s trying to fall back in love with his wife.

All this crap about a “tragic love story” is truly touching, but the real tragedy here is what a scumbag Mark Sanford turned out to be.

This guy is a disgrace and he should resign as governor. He’s clearly not in the right state of mind to be running a state or anything else.

Incredibly, his wife has said she’s interested in trying to patch things up with him. I’m sure knowing he’ll have to settle for her in place of his “soul mate” must really make her feel good.

I guess later in the week we’re going to hear about how times he’s beat off in the shower thinking about other women.

All this talk of soul mates, crying in Argentina, and tragic love stories is about to make me lose my lunch.

This guy is the biggest pussy I’ve ever seen and one sorry excuse for a human being.

Someone has to put a muzzle on this clown or send his ass back to Argentina or something. I just can’t take it anymore.

-Chris Jones