Stuart Smalley Becomes A Senator

by Chris Jones on June 30, 2009 · 2 comments

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The Minnesota Supreme Court has decided left-wing kook Al Franken (Stewart Smalley) is the official winner of the contested Senate race against Republican Norm Coleman.

The Minnesota Supreme Court on Tuesday ordered that Democrat Al Franken be certified as the winner of the state’s long-running Senate race, paving the way for a resolution in the seven-month fight over the seat.

The high court rejected a legal challenge from Republican Norm Coleman, whose options for regaining the Senate seat are dwindling.

Justices said Franken is entitled to the election certificate he needs to assume office. With Franken and the usual backing of two independents, Democrats will have a big enough majority to overcome Republican filibusters.

It says a lot about the state of our country that a low down piece of sh*t like Al Franken could even come close winning a Senate seat — much less actually win one.

However, the bright side of all this believe it or not is that democrats will have a filibuster proof majority.

The reason this is good is because it will hasten the downfall of the democrats and pave the way for a republican takeover of The House in 2010.

With no checks on their power, democrats will hang themselves. Regardless of what they claim, the “change” most people voted for didn’t include setting up a nanny state and bankrupting the country.

Democrats will overreach, and when they do republicans will come roaring back with a vengeance.

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