Huffington Post: “Palin Will Run in '12 on More Retardation Platform”

by Chris Jones on July 3, 2009 · 18 comments

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You know how democrats are always accusing the GOP of being the “party of hate?” Think back to all the times you heard loathsome pieces of shit like Arianna Huffington accuse republicans of being hateful racists.

With all that fresh in your mind, take a look at what HuffPo writer Erik Sean Nelson wrote about Sarah Palin after she announced her resignation. It was so awful that it was pulled from the site just minutes after Free Republic wrote about it.

Luckily, Free Republic captured the despicable piece before it disappeared:

Palin Will Run in ’12 on More Retardation Platform

In Sarah Palin’s resignation announcement she complained about the treatment of her son Trig who always teaches her life lessons. She said that the "world needs more Trigs, not fewer." That’s a presidential campaign promise we can all get behind. She will be the first politician to actually try to increase the population of retarded people. To me, it’s kinda like saying the world needs more cancer patients because they teach us such personal lessons.

Her first act as President: To introduce a Pre-K lunch buffet that includes lead paint chips. Sort of a Large HEAD-START Program.

She will then encourage women to hold off on pregnancies until their 40′s just to mix up some chromosomes.

She now is in favor of abortion only in case of diploid birth.

Her policies will increase jobs because Wal-Mart is building new stores each day and someone has to be the greeter.

This will lead to smaller government because fewer Americans will have the cognitive ability to hold a government job.

Look, she says she’s resigning as governor because people are making attacks on her and Trig. If she ever did become president, all Osama bin Laden would have to do to defeat the United States is Photoshop a picture of Trig and she’d surrender the country that night. As she said, "That’s not politics as usual." It isn’t. Politicians don’t usually quit for so stupid of reasons.

Nelson’s HuffPo bio: Erik Nelson has written for several comedy websites and published short fiction while living in the deep South. He has studied the local culture of his Red State and feels confident that they have accepted him as one of their own. Big mistake.

Join him behind enemy lines, deep in the Red Zone. Or email him at erikseannelson@gmail.com.

Here’s a picture of Erik Sean Nelson:

erikseannelson thumb Huffington Post: “Palin Will Run in '12 on More Retardation Platform”

Classy guy, huh?

It’s interesting how all the politically correct language and condemnation of hate speech go flying out the window when it comes to tearing down a political opponent.

You would think a guy like Erik wouldn’t be so quick to personally attack people, especially when it comes to physical appearance, etc.

It’s always been my experience that fat slobs like Erik avoid being too personally critical of others so as not to to draw attention to their own physical appearance.

Feel free to contact Erik by phone:

(407) 529-6787

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  • political jules

    This sicko disgusts me. I have a daughter who happens to have Down’s syndrome, and I dare this loser to make these comments to our face.

    I sent this to all the Down’s syndrome groups I belong to, and he will get an earful.

    I am still trying to decide what to put in my letter.

    Although, if he ever has children (God forbid), karma may come back to bite him.

  • Denise Hennebury

    I wish his father would have pulled out early.

  • http://www.chaosdiaries.com Ashley Moreno

    Sadly, even though the days when children with Downs were locked away in institutions, because of the staggeringly high abortion rate of babies with Down syndrome (almost 90%), very few people have the opportunity to know someone with Down syndrome. They are truly an endangered species.

    It is so important for those of us raising this next generation of Down syndrome Ambassadors to be out in our communities, battling these dangerous myths and stereotypes. I think most people–even the woefully uninformed–are well meaning, and deserve gentle correction.

    However, I won’t comment on what I think Erik Sean Nelson deserves….

  • GREG CAPRIA

    this guy is a fat pig… does he even no what it is like to have a gf? he writes spew how in the hell does this paper let moronic geeks like this write? typical left wing bs… and one word to the guy dude look in the mirrior…

  • GREG CAPRIA

    aye his father should have… his looks alone are worse then anything ive ever seen… thats the problem with the left… look who represents them some fat slob who cant see his…. god this guy should die please….

  • Kevpod

    As someone who despises the ignorance and superficiality Palin represents, I have to heap equal disgust on this buffoon.

    And this total maroon as well:

    http://gawker.com/5310208/brian-kilmeade-would-like-species-and-ethnics-to-remain-pure

  • NealSummers

    That article was shameful and is rightfully condemned. However, it is the exception that proves the rule. Typically, this type of stuff comes from the GOP, not the Democrats.

  • http://www.searchingforchetbaker.com Gary

    While this guy was absolutely wrong in what he posted, and I’m glad he pulled it, and I’m glad he’s getting ripped, but posting his picture and phone number is a bit much, no?

    I mean really? Why stop there? Could you not find his home address and where he goes to shop at or goes to church?

    This seems a bit much. Your site though, so you’ll do what you feel is right. Just saying it’s a bit much. Not to say what HE said wasn’t a way too much, but this isn’t the right way to go about it.

  • jlop

    where’s ricky retardo?

  • Jim

    Palin said there should be more people like Trig. Is that something a thoughtful, deliberate and intelligent person would say. Or is it more a case of someone that speaks without thinking? And, coupled with scores of other irrational, delusional and dishonest comments, is there a possibility that this wanna-be President is just a bit off her rocker? She really sounds delusional… creating a reality in which she is incapable of error, dishonesty and hypocrisy.
    So, pardon me if I don’t join in with the gang here and try to sound the most offended by above article. Because, if Palin had her way, there would be no choice about it… there would be more Trigs… some fathered through rape and incest.

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