Oil Painting Of Fox News Anchor Patti Ann Browne For Sale On Ebay

by Chris Jones on August 28, 2009 · 15 comments

PattiAnnBrowne thumb Oil Painting Of Fox News Anchor Patti Ann Browne For Sale On Ebay

I laughed my ass off for about five minutes when I saw this. Frankly, it’s the highlight of the week.

The Notorious P.A.B. (Patti’s alter ego) is represented in a lovely oil painting. If you don’t watch Fox News this painting will mean nothing to you.

If you watch Fox News, but don’t watch “Red Eye” at 3 AM during the week you probably won’t get the joke.

I’ll explain what’s in the painting, but if you don’t know what it means you’ll have to look it up yourself.

Patti Ann Browne is sitting on a thrown with Fluffy McNutter on a leash. At her feet are the heads of Greg Gutfeld, Andy Levy, and Bill Shultz. In the background are a series of unicorn heads one of which I assume belongs to Unicorn Jones.

This is the most bad ass painting ever.

Place your bid for it on Ebay!

-Chris Jones

(hat tip johnny$)

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  • http://activitypit.ning.com/profile/DavidCombs David Combs

    Thanks for blogging this, Chris. It was a joy to do. For the record, none of the unicorn heads are Unicorn Jones. It was PAB’s warning to Fluffy’s longtime pal in case he was pondering a rescue. Thanks again!

  • http://www.thehotjoints.com/ Chris Jones

    Hey David,

    That’s an amazing painting. Each time I look at it I see something I missed before. Great work. How long did it take you to paint that?

  • http://activitypit.ning.com/profile/DavidCombs David Combs

    I dont know, off and on it was a little more than a week. I work on a lot of stuff at the same time. I’d become a fan a month prior, and kept having these “Wouldn’t it be great…” thoughts. So I put a few things together and then the floodgates opened up. It’s a weird testimony that a show can inspire like it has, but it’s opened up this strange Red Eye world for me. That’s why I mentioned Unicorn Jones earlier. I finished a painting last night where he makes his first appearance. I’ll let you know when I put it up.

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  • http://www.thehotjoints.com/ Chris Jones

    Red Eye is my favorite show on television. I’ve been watching since the very first episode and have never missed one.

    It’s one of those shows that you either “get” or you don’t.

    I just sent you a friend request at “The Pit”. I see you’re a fellow Texan. I live in Houston.

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    This is AMAZING! your friend must have been so happy!

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