Bernie Madoff got his ass kicked in prison according to ABC. The dirty thief was treated at a hospital for a collapsed lung, facial fractures, and broken ribs, all of which are consistent with a prison assault.
The way I see it, Bernie made a deal with the devil early in his life. The decisions he made allowed him to live like a king during his best years. The majority of his life was spent enjoying luxuries most humans will never experience.
Now, he’s 71-years old and must pay for all those good years with his life. Bernie will spend his twilight years doing menial jobs like laundry for 5 cents a day, while dodging convicts looking to make their bones by extorting him, assaulting him, and eventually killing him.
Chances are he won’t live to be that old. For the sake of argument let’s say he lives to be 80. That would mean he spent about 40+ years living a hedonistic lifestyle funded solely by blood money and barely 10 years in prison.
To a sociopath like Bernie Madoff, that’s not such a bad deal.
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