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Actor Corey Haim Dead At 38

Chris Jones — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 17:24:50 +0000

According to TMZ, actor Corey Haim was found dead this morning in his apartment in Southern California. Cause of death is believed to be a drug overdose. He was 38 years old.

Sean Penn: Reporters Who Call Chavez ‘Dictator’ Should Be Jailed

Chris Jones — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 22:04:56 +0000

You can always count on Sean Penn to say something dumb. He’s truly one of the most ignorant men in Hollywood, possibly in all of America. Worse, he’s also a Red.

His latest idiotic comment was to fellow ignoramus Bill Maher concerning his love affair with Venezuelan dictator Hugo Chavez:

Penn, appearing on HBO’s "Real Time with Bill Maher" on Friday, defended Chavez during a segment in which he detailed his work with the JP Haitian Relief Organization, which he co-founded.

"Every day, this elected leader is called a dictator here, and we just accept it, and accept it" said Penn, winner of two Best Actor Academy Awards. "And this is mainstream media, who should — truly, there should be a bar by which one goes to prison for these kinds of lies."

I wonder if Penn is advising Chavez since that’s exactly what happens to journalists in Venezuela when they say something Hugo doesn’t like.

This of course comes on the heels of Penn’s comment early last week that he hoped his critics “die screaming of rectal cancer.”

Nice guy.

Jay-Z At The White House

Chris Jones — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 19:41:14 +0000

Check this out. It’s Jay-Z in The Situation Room at The White House:

Here’s Jay-Z’s inaugural hit “My President Is Black”

Video: Sean Penn Hopes His Critics ‘Die Screaming Of Rectal Cancer’

Chris Jones — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 18:07:34 +0000

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This is really illustrative of the difference between radical leftists and Conservatives — something I’ve written about before. The far left really does wish for their political enemies to die. It’s not just hyperbole, they really do hope Dick Cheney’s heart finally gives out.

Conservatives on the other hand don’t want to see anyone die or get sick (except for Muslim radicals and terrorists). I’ve never in my life privately wished one of my political enemies would die no matter how vehemently I disagree with them. I was genuinely sad when Ted Kennedy died and I prayed for his family.

To quote the late Biggie Smalls, “I don’t wish death on nobody, because there ain’t no coming back from that.”

(hat tip Big Hollywood)

-Chris Jones

Video: Lindsay Lohan In Drug Fueled Threesome

Chris Jones — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 23:13:12 +0000

I’m not sure what product is being sold here, but the important thing is that Lindsay Lohan is rolling around naked with two other people. This was shot for Muse Magazine and a related photo spread will be in the newest issue. Posts about Lindsay always bring in a lot of traffic, particularly when she’s nude. So, here you go! Enjoy.

Click over to Celeb Jihad for all the pics!

(WARNING: NSFW 18+ Content Ahead!)

Lindsay Lohan – "Lindsay’s Private Party"
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Stop Blaming Tiger’s Women

Chris Jones — Fri, 11 Dec 2009 19:49:14 +0000

Whenever a popular figure such as Tiger Woods is caught in a public scandal involving alleged marital infidelity, many people (women in particular) are quick to attack the mistresses. They are called “homewreckers,” “whores,” “sluts,” “trash,” and every other name you can think of.

Maybe the women are all of those things or maybe none of them. However, I think it is at the very least disingenuous to attack the mistresses.

The blame for what happened to Tiger Woods belongs to Tiger Woods and no one else, especially not the women he slept with.

It’s laughable when I hear female pundits sanctimoniously declare on national television that they would NEVER do such a thing. They call the mistresses “trash” and feign outrage that these women would knowingly sleep with a married father of two.

It’s easy for highly educated women with careers and fat salaries to make such declarations. If these same women woke up one morning and found themselves in their mid-20’s (or older), a high school diploma on the wall, working as a cocktail waitress — they’d be singing a different tune.

Someone in that situation being given the opportunity to sleep with a billionaire superstar athlete is like hitting the lottery. Opportunities like that are rare and should be seized upon.

Maybe said athlete is only interested in a one night stand and you’ll never see him again. But what if said athlete likes you and wants to have a relationship? What if he puts you in touch with a buddy of his that can help you launch the career you’ve always dreamed of?

Worst case scenario, the relationship becomes public and you sell your story for a $1 million dollars. Either way, you’re not a cocktail waitress anymore making $6 an hour.

The women Tiger slept with should be held least responsible. Tiger made the choice to cheat on his beautiful wife and shame his family. Those women were simply seizing an opportunity that life threw their way.

Two of the women are reportedly getting big payoffs from Tiger, at least two are selling their stories for big $$$, and we don’t know about the others (minus the two porn stars).

That means at least four of the women have dramatically changed the course of their lives for the better due to their decision to sleep with Tiger Woods.

Good for them.

-Chris Jones

Angelina Jolie Thinks Obama Is A Phony

Chris Jones — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 23:42:58 +0000

I don’t know for sure if this is true, but a lot of sites are reporting it so I may as well join in the fun.

Us Magazine says they hear from sources close to actress Angelina Jolie that she doesn’t like President Obama — at all.

"She hates him," a source close to the U.N. goodwill ambassador, 34, tells the new issue of Us Weekly (on newsstands now).

"She’s into education and rehabilitation and thinks Obama is all about welfare and handouts. She thinks Obama is really a socialist in disguise," adds the source.

This seems plausible to me because Angie has a history of thinking for herself on political issues — a rare personality trait in Hollywood. She was never a sycophantic cheerleader on the Obama bandwagon, unlike her husband Brad Pitt. Pitt is your typical Hollywood drone who marches in lockstep with the other drones, spouting off about global warming, and other lefty causes.

On Pitt’s politics:

"They get in nasty arguments all the time about it," says the source. "She doesn’t respect Brad when it comes to politics, but, in the end, this won’t tear them apart."

I really hope that’s true. I can’t take listening to smug ass Brad Pitt say socialist countries aren’t that bad, because he’s been to them.

There’s little doubt Jolie is a democrat, but she at least applies critical thinking to issues and comes to her own conclusions.

As I’ve said before, you have to reach a certain status in Hollywood before you can buck the system and not lose work. Once you reach the top of the Hollywood hierarchy they can’t hurt you anymore and you can say what you want.

Record: Taylor Swift Snags Longest Billboard Charting Album Of The Century

Chris Jones — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 21:16:21 +0000

Here’s some news that’s sure to give Kanye West renewed heartburn:

At just 19 years old, country music superstar Taylor Swift continues to shatter records, this time on the Billboard albums chart. This week her debut album, "Taylor Swift," becomes the longest charting album of the century.

Her self-titled debut spends 157 weeks on the chart this week, taking the title for the album spending the most number of weeks inside Billboard’s Top 200 Albums.

Congratulations to Taylor for kicking so much musical ass — and for being a class act while doing so.

(hat tip OceanUp)

Kanye West Ruins Taylor Swift’s Moment At The 2009 MTV Video Music Awards

Chris Jones — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 15:07:57 +0000

Kanye West is an asshole — pure and simple. Taylor Swift won “Best Female Video” — her first VMA win ever, only to have her moment stolen away by arrogant asshole Kanye West. West burst onto the stage in the middle of her acceptance speech to say he was happy for Taylor, but Beyonce had the best video and should have won (I’m paraphrasing).

By the time West’s rant was over Taylor’s speech time was over and she had to just walk off the stage. To the audience’s credit however, they didn’t let Kanye get away with it. He was loudly booed for the rest of the night anytime his name was mentioned and he was thrown out of the show.

Kanye West is a world class dick.

It’s also worth mentioning that Beyonce was a total class act. She won an award later in the show and invited Taylor Swift on-stage to have the moment Kanye rudely stole from her. Beyonce recalled being 17 and winning her first VMA and how much it had meant to her.

Kanye issued a phony apology today via his blog. He’s sorry for what he did, but not sorry for what he said.

Hey Kanye, you’re still a huge dick.

Incidentally, one the most popular posts in Hot Joints history is the Taylor Swift/Miley Cyrus duet from several months ago.

-Chris Jones

Whitney Houston Blows Comeback Performance, Blames Oprah

Chris Jones — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 20:35:12 +0000

Whitney Houston cut short her performance on “Good Morning America” after screeching and cracking through three songs. She apologized to the audience and blamed it on Oprah. She said did too much talking and it caused her to lose her voice.

Whitney can blame Oprah for whatever she wants, but Whitney is a crack head and that’s why she can’t sing anymore.

Smoking crack destroys your vocal cords. Even if she doesn’t smoke crack anymore the damage is done. Oprah or no Oprah — Whitney’s pipes are finished.

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