Gordon Chang over at The Daily Beast has a great piece up about Obama’s brand new Chinese apology tour.

While I didn’t think Obama’s speech in Cairo was all bad, I thought it was disgraceful when he told the Muslim world that Iraq was a “war of choice.”

What kind of president tells the world that his country’s troops are dying in a pointless, frivolous war.

All those men and women busting their ass in 130 degree heat to build a democratic Iraq are really just wasting their time.

I realize left-wing dickheads like our president really do believe that, but they’re wrong.

-Chris Jones

Remember back when mentioning Obama and Muslim in the same sentence was considered a hate crime and a smear? Well, that was then — this is now.

President Obama is now feeling so damn invincible that he’s throwing caution to the wind and letting it be known that he has Muslim roots and he’s damn proud of it.

The president is getting in touch with his Muslim side as he prepares to kick off the Middle Eastern leg of his overseas apology tour.

The official name for this tour (according to me) is “The Obama Apology Tour: They Call Me Hussein” and will feature significant ass kissing and multiple apologies in Islamic police states like Egypt and Saudi Arabia.

The president has been making the media rounds overseas and made it clear what kinds of messages he intends to send to our enemies.

In an interview with the French press, the president said, “if you actually took the number of Muslim Americans, we’d be one of the largest Muslim countries in the world.” Ha! If that doesn’t get the bastards to stop trying to kill us nothing will.

In preparation for this apology tour, Obama’s deputy National Security Adviser for Strategic Communications made clear that, “the President himself experienced Islam on three continents before he was able to — or before he’s been able to visit, really, the heart of the Islamic world — you know, growing up in Indonesia, having a Muslim father — obviously Muslim Americans (are) a key part of Illinois and Chicago.

Really? Huh, I don’t remember hearing much about those important Muslim Americans in Illinois and Chicago during the campaign — I must have just missed it.

Like his radical leftist allies, the president believes it’s America that must change its policy towards the Arab world. It’s America that must shape-up if we expect to live in this crazy world.

The reality is that America doesn’t need to do a damn thing. We are not the ones who need to change policies. Radical Muslims need to stop trying murder Americans in the name of their religion.

It’s the Muslim world that needs to stop stoning women and hanging gays. It’s the Muslim world that needs to change its policy of committing cold-blooded murder when people draw cartoons they don’t like or say things they don’t agree with.

The Muslim world doesn’t like us, because they’re crazy and Bush didn’t take any shit from them.

It was the Muslim world that chose to pick a fight with us. We were minding our own business on 9/11 when 3,000 of our people were killed for no reason.

Arab leaders should be touring America apologizing for their crazy people and asking for our forgiveness — not the other way around.

-Chris Jones

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