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Video: Susan Boyle From ‘Britain’s Got Talent’
Watch this amazing audition clip from “Britain’s Got Talent.” 47-year old Susan Boyle is jeered by the audience until she opens her mouth and begins to sing…
Obama Gives Queen iPod Loaded With His Speeches
First he gave the British PM a box of crappy DVD’s that won’t play on European machines. Now he’s given the Queen of England an iPod.
Thankfully, he opted for an engraved version and at least had the forethought to upload a few things like…
- Photos from the Queen’s 2007 White House State Visit
- Photos from the Queen’s 2007 Jamestown, Va., Visit
- Photos from the Queen’s 2007 Richmond, Va., Visit
- Video from the Queen’s 1957 Jamestown Visit
- Video from the Queen’s 2007 Jamestown Visit
- Video from the Queen’s 2007 Richmond Visit
- Photos from President Obama’s Inauguration
- Audio of then-state senator Obama’s speech at the 2004 Democratic National Convention, and
- Audio of President Obama 2009 Inauguration Address
I bet her majesty can’t wait to listen to Obama’s speeches on her shiny new iPod.
Unfortunately, Obama’s crack research team failed to uncover the fact that the Queen already has an iPod. But even if she didn’t, who the fuck gives the Queen of England an iPod? Is he serious?
What else does president Obama have in his gift bag this trip? Is he going to hand out a few Nintendo Wii’s and maybe a Macbook or two as well?
I bet the Russian president would get a kick out of playing Call of Duty: World At War.
-Chris Jones
British PM Grins Like Cheshire Cat During Obama Visit
The Daily Mail has a hilarious piece about president Obama’s visit to Britain. Quentin Letts tells of PM Gordon Brown nearly “shattering the television camera lenses” with his “moony grin.”
Oh Gordon, your smile! The Prime Minister, appearing alongside Barack Obama after breakfast today, stared at his American visitor and almost shattered the TV camera lenses with his moony grin.
You could have played Jewish harp with his lower lip, it was stretched so twangy tight.
Messrs Mills and Boon, when next looking for a book cover for one of their romantic novellas, when next seeking an illustration of doggy devotion, could do worse than use a photograph of the Prime Minister at the meeting.
That’s only the beginning! Click over and read the rest.
-Chris Jones
Video: British PM Gets Shredded During EU Meeting
If only someone would tell this exact thing to Barack Obama:
Poll: 1 In 5 Brits Say It’s Okay To Hit Women
It’s starting to make sense why Britain is surrendering their country to Muslims. Like Muslims, Brits apparently have no respect for women.
According to The Sun, 1 in 5 British men think it’s okay to hit your wife or girlfriend. 14% think it’s ok to hit women if they’re “nagging” or “moaning.”
How about this, more than half of Brits think women are at least partly to blame for rape if she doesn’t clearly say no.
It sounds like Chris Brown needs to move to Britain where he can beat the hell out of his girlfriends with like minded individuals.
Let’s be clear on something, any man that hits a woman is a low-life piece of shit who should be in jail. Even if a woman hits a man, a man should never hit back.
I can’t believe this crap. It would never occur to me to ever raise my hand to a woman — it’s outrageous that so many people think it’s okay.
Leave the woman abusing to the savage Muslims. We civilized folk don’t do that.
-Chris Jones
Obama Fumbled Brown Visit Because He’s “Tired” And “Overwhelmed”
Remember when close to half of the United States electorate said of Barack Obama, “he’s not ready” and “he’ll be in over his head” or “this is no time for on the job training” — guess what? We were right.
Americans and Brits have been trying to figure out why the president treated PM Gordon Brown like a relative he hates but is forced to visit with once a year, and now we know.
According to The Daily Telegraph in London, the reason for the ill-treatment of Brown was that the president was simply “overwhelmed.” White House sources are saying they fear Obama is not getting enough rest. Aww — the poor thing.
Sources close to the White House say Mr Obama and his staff have been "overwhelmed" by the economic meltdown and have voiced concerns that the new president is not getting enough rest.
Allies of Mr Obama say his weary appearance in the Oval Office with Mr Brown illustrates the strain he is now under, and the president’s surprise at the sheer volume of business that crosses his desk.
A well-connected Washington figure, who is close to members of Mr Obama’s inner circle, expressed concern that Mr Obama had failed so far to "even fake an interest in foreign policy".
It’s easy to criticize from the campaign trail and talk about how much better you could do it than president Bush, but I don’t remember Bush ever shirking his responsibilities because he was tired or overwhelmed. Mr. smart ass hope and change has discovered it’s not quite so easy to carry the fate of the free world on your back, especially when you’ve never even run a small company or had any executive experience at all.
You’d think with all the Ivy League education between the president and his wife they would no better than to give the PM of Great Britain a box of DVDs he could get off Amazon.com. DVD’s I might add that can’t be played in the UK anyway, because they’re not coded correctly to play on European machines. Even worse than that are the toy helicopters Michelle Obama got from the White House gift store for the Prime Minister’s kids. Could she be anymore cheap and insulting than that?
Also, remember how Barack Obama promised to “repair” the supposedly damaged relationships with our allies? That was all just phony rhetoric anyway, because there is no damage or at least there was no damage — until now. Obama’s first foray into foreign policy was to insult our closest ally who we need more than ever in Afghanistan. Nice one.
To add insult to injury, when questioned about the botched visit by the PM, a State Department official told the Sunday Telegraph the following:
The real views of many in Obama administration were laid bare by a State Department official involved in planning the Brown visit, who reacted with fury when questioned by The Sunday Telegraph about why the event was so low-key.
The official dismissed any notion of the special relationship, saying: "There’s nothing special about Britain. You’re just the same as the other 190 countries in the world. You shouldn’t expect special treatment."
Trading in cowboy diplomacy for dumbass diplomacy — now that’s change we can believe in.
-Chris Jones
Commander In Cheap: Obama’s Crappy Gifts To Gordon Brown
President Obama treated our dear British friends the way someone treats a relative they can’t stand but must visit once a year.
British PM Gordon Brown was treated like disposable ally on his first trip to Obama’s America. First Obama snubbed him on the usual official rose garden press conference that are best friends usually get.
Then he made all of us look like assholes with the lame ass gift he gave. He gave Brown (who’s not a film buff) a boxed set of 25 classic American movies on DVD. Wow, he must have had that rushed from Amazon.com.
Michelle Obama gave Gordon Brown’s kids a plastic toy replica of Marine One from the White House gift store. That’s really too egregious for me to even comment on.
Here’s what Gordon Brown gave to Obama:
Mr Brown’s gifts included an ornamental desk pen holder made from the oak timbers of Victorian anti-slaver HMS Gannet, once named HMS President.
Mr Obama was so delighted he has already put it in pride of place in the Oval Office on the Resolute desk which was carved from timbers of Gannet’s sister ship, HMS Resolute.
Another treasure given to the U.S. President was the framed commission for HMS Resolute, a vessel that came to symbolise Anglo-US peace when it was saved from ice packs by Americans and given to Queen Victoria.
Finally, Mr Brown gave a first edition set of the seven-volume classic biography of Churchill by Sir Martin Gilbert.
With all the wealth Obama is stealing from the American taxpayers you’d think he could of at least spent a little on our British friends. How tacky is that?
-Chris Jones
Islamic Capitulation In Britain: Police Dogs To Wear Booties In Muslim Homes
I guess getting the green light on Sharia law in the U.K. last week just wasn’t quite enough for Britain’s Muslim community. Now the Police are considering new guidelines that would require police dogs to wear “booties” when entering a Mosque or Muslim home.
Originally the guidelines were designed for mosques but are being expanded to include other buildings, such a Muslim homes.
In those guidelines, if Muslims object to the use of the sniffer dogs, then they will only be used in “exceptional” cases and when they are used they will have to wear little booties with rubber soles.
What if you object to being killed in a terrorist attack? Any new guidelines for that?
Of course if any Muslims object to my objecting to being killed in a terrorist attack, then by all means let me die.
-Chris Jones
British Judge Says YES To Sharia Law In Britain
The most senior judge in England gave his blessing today for the use of sharia law to resolve disputes among Muslims.
Chief Justice Lord Phillips said that Sharia law should be used between Muslims to settle family disputes and financial matters in Britain.
There really are no words to describe what a huge mistake this wacked out Judge is making. It’s inconceivable that any sane human being would allow Islam to seize control over more of British life. Islam is absolutely horrible to women and this lunatic Judge is giving the okay for that kind of nonsense to continue.
You can officially say the Muslims have won and the Islamization of Britain is now complete. This would never happen in the U.S. because we’re armed.
Queen Of England Strip Mugabe Of Knighthood?
The NY Times is reporting today that Queen Elizabeth II has officially stripped Zimbabwe’s Robert Mugabe of his honory knighthood. The British foreign office says the move was a “mark of revulsion” for his African dictator’s “abject disregard” for Democracy.
The question that really needs to be answered here is how in the hell was Robert Mugabe granted Knighthood? Are they just handing that title out to just anyone these days? The Brits claim he was given Knighthood during a state visit in 1994 when “conditions in Zimbabwe were quite different.”
I’m not sure what “conditions” they’re referring to, but Robert Mugabe has been a vicious third world dictator since the day he took office.
I’m not blaming Britain for having relations with his government, but it’s pretty incredible that a thug like Mugabe would be given Knighthood. Maybe they should have given Knighthood to Mobutu Sese Seko, and other African strong men as well.
Al-Qaeda Terrorist Released From Jail In Britain
Abu Qatada, a man desribed by many as “Bin Laden’s right-hand man in Europe” was released on bail today in Britain. He will have to wear an electronic monitor at all times and is specifically restricted from having any contact with Osama Bin Laden.
If his release weren’t disgusting enough, he’ll also be receiving around £1,000 per month in state benefits even though when he was stopped by Police he was in possession of more than £170,000.
Qatada is wanted in numerous countries including his home country of Jordan where he committed a series of bombings in 1998.
This is exactly the kind of crap that Barack Obama would love to make a reality here in America. Obama and other liberals would love it if the federal government had to jump through endless hoops to keep a terrorist off the street.
The appropriate way to handle a guy like Qatada is to either permanently “disappear him” or throw his ass in Gitmo forever.
This guy is a hardcore associate of Osama Bin Laden and the spiritual adviser to 9/11 hijacker Mohammad Atta. It’s simply inconceivable that he would ever see the light of day again, and the decision to release him makes Britain look weak.
The solution to the increasing difficulty in properly incarcerating terrorists both in Britain and the U.S. is to kill them. The United States and Britain should kill terrorists on the battlefield wherever and whenever possible rather than arrest them.
Hopefully, a terrible “accident” will befall Abu Qatada and the nightmare in the courts will be over.
-Chris Jones
Islamic Militant Found Guilty of ‘Inciting Terrorism’ In Britain
Britain deserves a round of applause for putting a few laws on the books that put reasonable limitations on free speech. It is under these new laws that a well known local Islamic thug named Abu Izzadeen was found guilty of ‘Inciting Terrorism.”
Izzadeen was found guilty of incitement to terrorism abroad along with three of his associates, Abdul Rehman Saleem, also known as Abu Yahya, the convert Simon Keeler, also known as Suliman Keeler, and Ibrahim Abdullah Hassan.
Brooks, Keeler and two other men, Shah Jalal Hussain and Abdul Muhid were found guilty of collecting money for terrorists in Iraq.
Hussain skipped bail while the jury were deliberating and is now on the run.
In a series of fiery speeches delivered from his London mosque, Izzadeen called on his followers to train to be terrorists and telling them to kill non-believers to get to heaven.
He reportedly referred to the 9/11 bombers as “the magnificent 19″ and asked his followers, “are you ready for another 7/7?” which is a reference to the London train bombings which killed many people.
Izzadeen also burst in on former Home Secretary John Reid as he was giving a speech about radicalism and the necessity to separate extremists from law abiding Muslims. (How Ironic)
See Izzadeen in action above!
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