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Whitney Houston Blows Comeback Performance, Blames Oprah

Chris Jones — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 20:35:12 +0000

Whitney Houston cut short her performance on “Good Morning America” after screeching and cracking through three songs. She apologized to the audience and blamed it on Oprah. She said did too much talking and it caused her to lose her voice.

Whitney can blame Oprah for whatever she wants, but Whitney is a crack head and that’s why she can’t sing anymore.

Smoking crack destroys your vocal cords. Even if she doesn’t smoke crack anymore the damage is done. Oprah or no Oprah — Whitney’s pipes are finished.

Perez Hilton Got What Was Coming To Him

Chris Jones — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 20:21:19 +0000

It looks like blogger Perez Hilton finally got what was coming to him. Hilton started the recent Miss California controversy and frequently uses his homosexuality as a weapon to bludgeon people over the head with.

According to the AP, will.i.am from the Black Eyed Peas confronted Hilton in a Toronto nightclub and told him not to write about the band on his blog.

Perez responded by calling the singer “gay” and a “faggot” to which The Peas’s tour manager later responded by punching Hilton in the face.

The tour manager, Polo Molina, later turned himself in and was charged with assault.

The fact that Perez is pressing charges shows what a chicken shit he really is. He smeared Carrie Prejean and routinely attacks people on his blog, but then gets upset when someone busts him in the head.

Perez Hilton is an asshole and a smear merchant. Oh, and his blog sucks too.

I can’t believe a such a pointless blog gets so much attention. He scrawls dicks on celebrities and that’s supposed to pass as talent?

Scarlett Johansson’s Used Tissue For Sale On Ebay

Chris Jones — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 20:08:55 +0000

Wanna own a piece of Scarlett Johansson? Now is your chance to do just that (in a weird stalker sort of way), because ScarJo is auctioning off her used snot rag on Ebay for charity. She appeared on Jay Leno last night and said Sam Jackson had given her his cold. She then blew her nose on tissue and put it in a zip lock bag. The bag and its snotty contents are now being auctioned off. The Ebay listing says she signed the zip lock bag as well.

The price is currently at $2,151.00 and counting.

Click HERE to bid.

-Chris Jones

Video: The Material Granny Hates Palin

Chris Jones — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 19:55:54 +0000

Why can’t aging singers like Madonna just shut the f*ck up and sing? The ‘material granny’ has decided to incorporate Sarah Palin bashing in to her concerts.

Bernie Mac, Dead At 50

Chris Jones — Sat, 09 Aug 2008 16:57:32 +0000

Actor and comedian Bernie Mac has died at age 50 due to complications from pneumonia.

Publicist Danica Smith says Bernie Mac died early Saturday at a hospital in the Chicago area of complications due to pneumonia.

The comedian suffered from sarcoidosis, an inflammatory lung disease that produces tiny lumps of cells in the body’s organs, but he had said the condition went into remission in 2005. He recently had been hospitalized and treated for pneumonia.

Mac had starring roles in “Ocean’s Eleven,” “Bad Santa,” “Charlie’s Angels: Full Throttle” and “Transformers.”

K-Fed Wins: Britney Gives Up Custody Battle

Chris Jones — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 20:34:30 +0000

In a surprising turn of events today, an agreement appears to have been reached between Britney Spears and her ex-husband Kevin Federline regarding the custody of their two children.

Britney Spears is waving the white flag. She’s given up the fight for her kids, putting an end to her months-long custody battle with ex-husband Kevin Federline.

According to Federline’s lawyer, Mark Vincent Kaplan, Spears agreed today to give Federline sole legal and physical custody of sons Sean Preston, 2, and Jayden James, 1, a month before the case was due to go to trial. Friday morning, Spears’ lawyer reached an agreement granting her more visitation time with the boys.

Spears pretty much accomplished the impossible. In 2006, when she filed for divorce, onlookers assumed the court would grant custody to the multimillionaire singer over the barely famous backup dancer. But as Spears’ life spiraled out of control, K-Fed’s stock rose.

“She snatched defeat from the jaws of victory,” said Paul Talbert, family law attorney at Chemtob Moss Forman & Talbert, a Manhattan matrimonial law firm. “K-Fed was the punch line to every joke when this all started, and now he’s basically the father of the year. It’s quite an accomplishment and a credit to his attorneys.”

I think at least for the time being this decision is the best thing for the kids. Children need to be with their mother, but Britney is clearly sick right now and until she gets better the children belong with the most competent parent. The odds were pretty long that Kevin Federline would’ve turned out to be the most competent parent, but to his credit it looks likes he has.

The important thing is that Britney Spears continue to get help for whatever it is that’s wrong with her. The real tragedy would be for her to die prematurely and leave her children to grow up without a mother at all.

-Melissa Gomez

Wesley Snipes Gets The Maximum: 36 Months In Prison

Chris Jones — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 22:53:00 +0000

Wesley Snipes was sentenced to 36 months in prison, Thursday, the maximum sentence allowed. Snipes was convicted of three misdemeanor charges for not filing his taxes.

“We think it sends a real message,” U.S. Attorney Robert O’Neill said. “Again you have to pay your taxes. If you dispute the taxes you owe, contact the I.R.S. and go through the formal process. To continually just say, ‘I don’t owe taxes, you must show me why I owe taxes;’ it seemed his position was ludicrous.”

I think if Snipes would have shown even an ounce of remorse he may have received a lighter sentence. His attitude throughout the trial was one of arrogance. The judge also pointed out that during his apology to the court today, Snipes never once mentioned the word “taxes” or his failure to pay them.

Denzel and Other Hollywood Heavyweights Show Support For Snipes

Chris Jones — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 21:27:46 +0000

Via OCALA:

Denzel Washington compares Wesley Snipes to a mighty oak tree.

Woody Harrelson views Snipes as a citizen of the world.

Judge Joe Brown casts Snipes as a life traveler serving his fellow man.

It seems hard to believe that a two-fisted, sexy, gun-toting Hollywood action star sounds like a cross between Gandhi and the Mother Teresa.

But, sometimes, that’s what it takes to beat doing hard time for a federal tax rap.

Thursday is the first day of the rest of Snipes’ legal life, and he needs enough character references to impress Senior U.S. District Judge William Terrell Hodges into going easy. An Ocala jury in February found the famed actor guilty of three counts of willfully failing to file tax returns. Snipes faces up to three years in federal prison and $5 million or more in fines.

I’m just not sure what “oak trees” or being a “citizen of the world” has to do with tax evasion. Wesley Snipes is a multi-millionaire who flat out refused to pay taxes and even ripped off the government. He’s a greedy SOB who deserves to do some prison time.

Singer Akon’s Tough Past Fabricated

Chris Jones — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 21:25:51 +0000

According to an investigation by The Smoking Gun, singer Akon’s stories about his past life as ‘notorious’ leader of a car theft ring is a total fabrication. Akon has publicly shared numerous stories of high-speed car chases evading the fuzz relating to his daring life of crime, and subsequent 4 1/2 years of incarceration in state prison.

It turns out Akon was not a big time criminal and in fact has never served time in prison. His entire career has revolved around his time in the pen and how it changed him. His first smash hit “Locked Up” was entirely about his time in prison and his many loved ones who stopped coming to visit him.

LIES, LIES, AND MORE LIES!! ALL OF IT IS TOTAL BULLSH*T!

It would be one thing if he only mentioned his past once and it turned out to not be true. In Akon’s case, he goes out of his way to talk up his exploits as a big time criminal in every interview.

CLICK HERE to read all about it!

Actress Sean Young Off To Rehab After DGA Outburst

Chris Jones — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 20:59:23 +0000

Actress Sean Young has entered rehab for alcohol abuse following a weekend outburst in which she was heckling from the audience at the Directors Guild of America awards.

The intoxicated 48-year-old actress was escorted from the ballroom at the Hyatt Regency Saturday night after loudly heckling Julian Schnabel, who was nominated for “The Diving Bell and the Butterfly.”

“Actress Sean Young voluntarily admitted herself yesterday to a rehabilitation center for treatment related to alcoholism,” a statement from Insignia PR said Tuesday. “It is understood that Young has struggled against the disease for many years.”

Schnabel walked to the podium to say a few words before the big award was given out, and paused briefly before speaking to run his fingers through his hair. That’s when a drunk Sean Young could be heard shouting at Schnabel to get on with it.

Schnabel responded by shouting back at Young to “have another cocktail.” Then he began to exit the stage inviting Young to come down and finish the speech for him. The audience began shouting at Schnabel to finish his speech and not let the heckling deter him.

Julian Schnabel ended up finishing his speech, and Sean Young was “removed” from the ballroom and promptly deposited in rehab.

-Chris Jones

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