This is so good you might actually find yourself getting aroused. This man is my hero:

(hat tip Breitbart TV)

If you just can’t find anyone who can quite articulate your disgust with the assorted assholes and jerks gathered in Copenhagen, look no further — I have found him.

Gerald Warner has a fantastic column in the UK Telegraph about Copenhagen.

Here’s a little taste:

When your attempt at recreating the Congress of Vienna with a third-rate cast of extras turns into a shambles, when the data with which you have tried to terrify the world is daily exposed as ever more phoney, when the blatant greed and self-interest of the participants has become obvious to all beholders, when those pesky polar bears just keep increasing and multiplying – what do you do?

…The world’s boiler being heroically damped down by the Fat Controller. Al Gore, occupant of the only private house that can be seen from space, so huge is its energy consumption, wanted to charge punters $1,200 to be photographed with him at Copenhagen. There is a man who is really worried about the planet’s future.

If there were not $45trillion of Western citizens’ money at stake, this would be the funniest moment in world history. What a bunch of buffoons. Not since Neville Chamberlain tugged a Claridge’s luncheon bill from his pocket and flourished it on the steps of the aircraft that brought him back from Munich has a worthless scrap of paper been so audaciously hyped. There was one good moment at Copenhagen, though: some seriously professional truncheon work by Danish Plod on the smellies. Otherwise, this event is strictly for Hans Christian Andersen.

Seriously, do yourself a favor and read the entire piece. After that, go outside and let your SUV idle in the driveway for the rest of the afternoon.

-Chris Jones

You gotta love all these Commie Pinkos in Copenhagen. It’s a disgrace that our President would show his face at this pro-Communist junk science convention.

(hat tip Breitbart TV)

The entire fantasy that is global warming is literally unraveling by the day — maybe even the hour.

Yesterday, Al Gore came swooping into Copenhagen to deliver another fear mongering speech, but was exposed as the lying sack of shit we all know him to be:

There are many kinds of truth. Al Gore was poleaxed by an inconvenient one yesterday.

The former US Vice-President, who became an unlikely figurehead for the green movement after narrating the Oscar-winning documentary An Inconvenient Truth, became entangled in a new climate change “spin” row.

Mr Gore, speaking at the Copenhagen climate change summit, stated the latest research showed that the Arctic could be completely ice-free in five years.

In his speech, Mr Gore told the conference: “These figures are fresh. Some of the models suggest to Dr [Wieslav] Maslowski that there is a 75 per cent chance that the entire north polar ice cap, during the summer months, could be completely ice-free within five to seven years.”

However, the climatologist whose work Mr Gore was relying upon dropped the former Vice-President in the water with an icy blast.

“It’s unclear to me how this figure was arrived at,” Dr Maslowski said. “I would never try to estimate likelihood at anything as exact as this.”

Mr Gore’s office later admitted that the 75 per cent figure was one used by Dr Maslowksi as a “ballpark figure” several years ago in a conversation with Mr Gore.

What a dumbass. Maybe Al should make sure the scientist he’s lying about is on board before giving a speech.

What Al did in that speech was exactly the kind of thing the ClimateGate controversy showed. That global warming dogma is a kind of religion that believers will do anything, say anything, and manipulate anything to make it true.

These eco-liars have cost the world billions of dollars and should rot in jail for the rest of their lives.

Al Gore is a fraud, a phony, and an asshole to boot.

-Chris Jones

This is hilarious. Listen to the shock and horror by the CNN anchor as it’s announced that Chicago will not get the Olympics. I suspect his shock is more about the denial of Obama than with the Olympics themselves.