I always find it suspicious when an old white guy is constantly accusing people of racism. It reminds me of a politician who constantly decries homosexuality and then turns out to be gay. Chris Matthews is once again claiming that so-called “Birthers” are really just motivated by a hatred of Obama’s skin color. He also accuses Trump of using racial “code language” when saying Obama’s presidency could be the biggest “con” in history. I’m not sure what special connection black people have to the word “con” but according to Matthews it’s racist. The hack TV host goes on to decry so-called “Birther politics.”

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What’s worse, Matthews himself called for Obama to release his birth certificate back in December of 2010. Does that make him a racist too? It definitely makes him a hypocritical jackass.

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I don’t support the birther crap as I’ve said many times, but I’m sick and tired of every criticism of this president being labeled “racist” by the hacks on MSNBC.

I had high hopes that president Obama would usher in a new ear of post racial harmony and then California had to go and mess it up with this:

In a move that will likely get California’s consumers in a huff, impending legislation may soon restrict the paint color options for Golden State residents looking for their next new vehicle. The specific colors that are currently on the chopping block are all dark hues, with the worst offender seemingly the most innocuous color you could think of: Black. What could California possibly have against these colors, you ask? Apparently, the California Air Resources Board figures that the climate control systems of dark colored cars need to work harder than their lighter siblings – especially after sitting in the sun for a few hours. Anyone living in a hot, sunny climate will tell you that this assumption is accurate, of course. In fact, legislation already exists for buildings that has proven successful at reducing the energy consumption of skyscrapers.

I think any fair minded person can see the obvious stealth racism here. All this talk of “cars” is really code word for people. California wants to ban black people. To suggest somehow that “lighter siblings” AKA light skinned people are somehow superior is an outrage! This is the worst case of racism I’ve seen since the monkey cartoon.

Where in the hell is Al Sharpton on this?

-Chris Jones

It’s almost kind of fun to see what new word a race hustling Obama shill will decide is a ‘code word’ for black. According to Lewis Diuguid, a columnist for the Kansas City Star, the code word for today is ‘socialist.’

According to Duiguid, the McCain campaign’s recent use of the word ‘socialist’ to describe Obama’s policies is yet another way to secretly tell voters that Barry is black.

If you recall, the word socialist didn’t come up until Barack Obama told Joe The Plumber that he wanted to “spread the wealth around” which can be quite accurately described as a ‘socialist’ point of view.

All that is of course just a mere coincidence in Lewis Diuguid’s nutty, far left world. He knows McCain’s real intention was to tell voters Obama is black — a state secret.

In case any white people out there are confused about what you’re permitted to say these days, let me try and simplify matters for you.

If you follow this simple guideline you’ll be shielded from phony racism charges in any situation:

Criticizing Obama = Racism

-Chris Jones