Oh this is good. You can bet your sweet bippy the media is never going to let the audio of this little exchange ever see the light of day. Nevertheless, we know what was said thanks to Ynetnews. An accidentally open mic at the G20 Summit captured some banter between Barack Obama and French President Nicolas Sarkozy.

The conversation apparently began with President Obama criticizing Sarkozy for not having warned him that France would be voting in favor of the Palestinian membership bid in UNESCO despite Washington’s strong objection to the move. The conversation then drifted to Netanyahu, at which time Sarkozy declared: “I cannot stand him. He is a liar.” According to the report, Obama replied: “You’re fed up with him, but I have to deal with him every day!” The remark was naturally meant to be said in confidence, but the two leaders’ microphones were accidently left on, making the would-be private comment embarrassingly public.

It’s certainly no secret that Obama doesn’t like Netanyahu or Israel at all. He’s never liked Israel. He’s been a Palestinian sympathizer his entire adult life. Even still, it’s great to hear him say it and for the public to hear him say it. The fact that France will vote in favor of the Palestinian statehood bid at the UN is despicable, but it’s France. They are always on the wrong side of history.

Unfortunately for Obama, the election is fast approaching so he’s gonna have to don a yarmulke and pretend to love the Jews until election day.

I wasn’t even going to mention this story, but now it’s getting a little irritating. President Obama accidentally (I’m assuming it was accidental) bowed to King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia at the G20 Conference. Like most Americans, I found it disturbing and uncalled for. However, given the fact that President Obama is new at the job I was willing to let the issue drop. Frankly, his radical domestic agenda is what concerns me most right now anyway.

However, instead of just apologizing and saying he shouldn’t have bowed his people are denying that he bowed. If he would have just said he was sorry and called it a rookie mistake, I think most people would have moved on. Instead, the White House continues to say he was just giving the King a double handed handshake and simply leaned in since the King is shorter than him. That is what pisses me off. I have eyeballs and I saw the fucking bow. President Obama bowed so far down his head was at the King’s waist!

Stop telling me I didn’t see what I know I saw! I realize for democrats, if The One says it then it must be so — but I’m not fucking buying it!

Here’s the video of president Obama bowing to the Saudi King…

Watch the president literally bow to the king of Saudi Arabia:

On a side note, think about the fact that more than 80% of all the money on earth is controlled by the 20 leaders you see in that room. Pretty impressive. The U.S. president bowing to King Abdullah — not so much.

First he gave the British PM a box of crappy DVD’s that won’t play on European machines. Now he’s given the Queen of England an iPod.

Thankfully, he opted for an engraved version and at least had the forethought to upload a few things like…

• Photos from the Queen’s 2007 White House State Visit
• Photos from the Queen’s 2007 Jamestown, Va., Visit
• Photos from the Queen’s 2007 Richmond, Va., Visit
• Video from the Queen’s 1957 Jamestown Visit
• Video from the Queen’s 2007 Jamestown Visit
• Video from the Queen’s 2007 Richmond Visit
• Photos from President Obama’s Inauguration
• Audio of then-state senator Obama’s speech at the 2004 Democratic National Convention, and
• Audio of President Obama 2009 Inauguration Address

I bet her majesty can’t wait to listen to Obama’s speeches on her shiny new iPod.

Unfortunately, Obama’s crack research team failed to uncover the fact that the Queen already has an iPod. But even if she didn’t, who the fuck gives the Queen of England an iPod? Is he serious?

What else does president Obama have in his gift bag this trip? Is he going to hand out a few Nintendo Wii’s and maybe a Macbook or two as well?

I bet the Russian president would get a kick out of playing Call of Duty: World At War.

-Chris Jones

The Daily Mail has a hilarious piece about president Obama’s visit to Britain. Quentin Letts tells of PM Gordon Brown nearly “shattering the television camera lenses” with his “moony grin.”

Oh Gordon, your smile! The Prime Minister, appearing alongside Barack Obama after breakfast today, stared at his American visitor and almost shattered the TV camera lenses with his moony grin.

You could have played Jewish harp with his lower lip, it was stretched so twangy tight.

Messrs Mills and Boon, when next looking for a book cover for one of their romantic novellas, when next seeking an illustration of doggy devotion, could do worse than use a photograph of the Prime Minister at the meeting.

That’s only the beginning! Click over and read the rest.

-Chris Jones

Oddly enough, the biggest jackass in this video is CNN’s Rick Sanchez.