Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez pontificates on his own cable show called “Alo, President.” The show has no format and no time limit. If Chavez decides to bloviate on the air for 1 hour or 6 hours it’s up to him.

He’s known for making unpredictable and rash decisions while on the air. During his most recent episode of “Alo, Presidente,” Chavez decried golfers. He’s long demonized the game of golf calling it “bourgeoisie.”

Now Chavez has decided to just up and seize golf courses.

“That’s an injustice — that someone should have the luxury of having I don’t know how many hectares to play golf and drink whiskey and, next door, there’s misery and children dying when there are landslides,” Chavez said during his weekly television show, “Alo, Presidente.”

Marxism at its finest. That guy over there has too much so we’re going to take his stuff and give it that other guy who doesn’t have as much.

I’ve actually watched a few episodes of “Alo, Presidente” and it’s pretty funny. By that I mean watching a crazy man with ADD ramble on about anything and everything. He peppers whatever’s he’s talking about with shout-out’s to Fidel Castro. It’s easier to laugh at Chavez when you don’t have to live under his rule.

Here’s a PBS Frontline documentary from 2008 about Chavez’s TV show:

You can always count on Sean Penn to say something dumb. He’s truly one of the most ignorant men in Hollywood, possibly in all of America. Worse, he’s also a Red.

His latest idiotic comment was to fellow ignoramus Bill Maher concerning his love affair with Venezuelan dictator Hugo Chavez:

Penn, appearing on HBO’s "Real Time with Bill Maher" on Friday, defended Chavez during a segment in which he detailed his work with the JP Haitian Relief Organization, which he co-founded.

"Every day, this elected leader is called a dictator here, and we just accept it, and accept it" said Penn, winner of two Best Actor Academy Awards. "And this is mainstream media, who should — truly, there should be a bar by which one goes to prison for these kinds of lies."

I wonder if Penn is advising Chavez since that’s exactly what happens to journalists in Venezuela when they say something Hugo doesn’t like.

This of course comes on the heels of Penn’s comment early last week that he hoped his critics “die screaming of rectal cancer.”

Nice guy.

As I was reading Humberto Fontova’s excellent piece on Big Hollywood about Castro spying on the celebrities who love him, an interesting side note caught my attention that I was unaware of.

Supermodel Naomi Campbell is allegedly dating Venezuelan dictator Hugo Chavez. Wired has a blurb about it along with media outlets in Italy and elsewhere.

Campbell apparently fell for Chavez while on a trip to Venezuela with other useful idiots from Hollywood to show support for the regime.

I’m anxious to see how Hugo reacts the first time she tries to take his head off with a cell phone. It really is amazing to what degree Hollywood assholes have an obsession with Communism and brutal dictators.

The people who shill for gay marriage and abortion and who profess to be the most tolerant among us are infatuated with the least tolerant among us. Chavez has been outspoken about his dislike of gays who his henchman routinely arrest and beat. Chavez also has a disdain for Jews which he’s made no secret of.

Naomi Campbell has always been a little unstable kind of like her new boyfriend. But she’s clearly one sick puppy to be dating a monster like that.

-Chris Jones

You gotta love all these Commie Pinkos in Copenhagen. It’s a disgrace that our President would show his face at this pro-Communist junk science convention.

(hat tip Breitbart TV)

Not satisfied with accusing everyone who disagrees with President Obama of being racist, the idiot from Plains spoke out yet again — this time from Columbia.

Carter told a Columbian newspaper that he believed the Bush administration was behind the coup against Hugo Chavez in 2002 in Venezuela.

“I think there is no doubt that in 2002, the United States had at the very least full knowledge about the coup, and could even have been directly involved.”

As usual, Jimmy offered no proof or supporting evidence of his latest charges. This from easily our worst president ever or certainly of the 20th century.

I don’t know what it is about Marxist dictatorships that liberals love so much. Well, I guess I do, but it’s nevertheless disturbing. How ironic is it that useful idiots like Oliver Stone, Danny Glover, and Sean Penn support a dictator who suppresses free speech and the media?

The useful idiots would not have the freedom to make their movies if they were citizens of Venezuela. Sean Penn would not have been able to make “Milk” because Chavez doesn’t like gays and often torments them.

Oliver Stone, Danny Glover, and Sean Penn are certainly free to pal around with America’s enemies, but they should not be allowed to come back. Americans who choose to become propaganda for our enemies should lose their citizenship.

Oliver Stone premiered his new pro-Chavez movie South of the Border in Venice and had as his guest of honor — Hugo Chavez.

Here’s a cringe-worthy clip of the sordid affair:

It’s all about the red tie.

For a guy who loves to brag about “restoring the rule of law” from an allegedly lawless Bush administration, president Obama has done the very opposite by meddling in the political affairs of Honduras.

The president refused to “meddle” when Iranians were being gunned down in the streets of Tehran. The murderous Mullahs of the Islamo-Nazi regime in Iran were allowed to suppress demonstrators and steal an election while president Obama said nothing.

I actually thought in the beginning his measured approach to the protests was probably the right thing to do, but I think he should have become more forceful sooner. However, his Iranian response is certainly a matter for debate and many opposing views on the subject have merit.

Obama’s response to Honduras is a different matter. There is only one side to this issue and the president is clearly on the wrong side.

Unlike with Iran, it only took hours for Obama to take to the airwaves and condemn the ouster of would-be Honduran dictator Manuel Zelaya. He called the ouster “illegal” and demanded that Zelaya be put back in power.

Here’s why he was removed and why it was actually the most beautiful display of democracy ever seen in that part of the world:

President Zelaya is an ally of Hugo Chavez. Zelaya borrowed a page from the Chavez playbook in Venezuela by ordering a referendum on removing presidential term limits.

The Supreme Court of Honduras ruled the referendum unconstitutional and it was opposed by the congress and many in Zelaya’s own party. The Supreme Court said it’s flat out unconstitutional to hold such a referendum.

Zelaya didn’t give a damn what the Supreme Court said and ordered the referendum to be held anyway.

The high court then ordered the military and police not to participate in the referendum since it’s illegal. Zelaya then fired the top military chief and the defense minister when they refused to participate.

The Supreme Court reinstated both men and Zelaya promptly fired them a second time. He vowed to press on with his referendum and hold a vote Sunday.

On Sunday, just before dawn the situation came to a head. After the congress voted unanimously to remove Zelaya for “repeated violations of the constitution and the law” — the military was ordered to remove him.

He was seized from his bed with his family and placed on a plane to Costa Rica still wearing his pajamas.

The military could have taken over as they often do in that part of the world, but they did not. Immediately, the member of congress next in line to the president was sworn in. He will remain president until the next election in November.

The military removed the president in a manner consistent with Honduran law and democratic principles.

Not only is Zelaya a Marxist Chavez stooge, he’s also actively involved in trafficking cocaine to the United States.

So it’s absolutely stunning that president Obama continues to demand that Honduras reinstall a thug like Zelaya.

Is Honduras not allowed to protect their constitution? Should they just go along with Zelaya’s plan to make Honduras into another Commie dictatorship like Venezuela?

This story is not even close to being over and I think Obama will ultimately pay a heavy political price for siding with Chavez, Castro, Ortega, and the UN instead of with democracy.

I guess Obama’s reaction to this shouldn’t come as a surprise. He’s spent his entire political career breaking bread with people who think Castro is a hero.

Obama and his friends share a common ideology with leftist dictators and always have, I just didn’t expect his support for them to be so brazen.

It’s worth noting that Zelaya told the UN today that he will no longer attempt a referendum on term limits if he can come back to power.

Kudos to the Honduran government for not allowing their democracy to be turned into a dictatorship.

-Chris Jones

President Obama and Dictator of Venezuela Hugo Chavez shook hands today at the Summit of the Americas in Trinidad.

It looks like Venezuelan dictator Hugo Chavez is off his meds again, because he’s talking crazy. Columbia was finally fortunate enough to kill some of the vicious FARC terrorists that they’ve been battling for years and Hugo Chavez thinks it was a “war crime.”

Although new information that Columbia has made public in the last couple of days may help to explain the bizarre reaction of Venezuela’s tyrant. Columbian authorities are claiming that a laptop plucked from the remains of one of the dead terrorists shows that Hugo Chavez has been a FARC “sugar daddy” for quite some time now.

The documents on the laptop reveal that Chavez has been a financial backer of the group for more than a decade, and at one point gave FARC a $300 million dollar gift. The documents also reveal an ongoing plan cooked up by Chavez and the leaders of the terror group to isolate and undermine Columbia’s President and U.S. ally, Alvaro Uribe.

President Uribe is the first leader of Columbia in decades that’s not up to his eyeballs in corruption and is actually angry that Columbia has the highest kidnapping rate in the world. With the help of the U.S., Uribe is hoping to wipe out FARC once and for all.

The recovered laptop reveals detailed communications between FARC leaders and Chavez, in which multiple scenarios are laid out to hopefully get rid of President Uribe.

Hopefully, someone will have Hugo Chavez killed so that we can be rid of this petty dictator. If he’s allowed to live he will destroy Venezuela and live to a ripe old age just like his best friend Fidel Castro.

-Chris Jones 

From the AP:

Venezuela and Ecuador sought Monday to make Colombia pay a high price for killing a leftist rebel leader in the Ecuadorean jungle—expelling its diplomats, ordering troops to the border and cracking down on trade across the border.

But Colombia quickly struck back, revealing what it said were incriminating documents seized from the rebel camp that suggest its neighbors have been secretly supporting the leftist rebels’ deadly insurgency.

And in a tit-for-tat move, Venezuela later displayed the laptop of a slain drug trafficker, which it said contained information implicating Colombia’s national police chief in the cocaine trade….READ THE REST