I guess getting the green light on Sharia law in the U.K. last week just wasn’t quite enough for Britain’s Muslim community. Now the Police are considering new guidelines that would require police dogs to wear “booties” when entering a Mosque or Muslim home.

Originally the guidelines were designed for mosques but are being expanded to include other buildings, such a Muslim homes.

In those guidelines, if Muslims object to the use of the sniffer dogs, then they will only be used in “exceptional” cases and when they are used they will have to wear little booties with rubber soles.

What if you object to being killed in a terrorist attack? Any new guidelines for that?

Of course if any Muslims object to my objecting to being killed in a terrorist attack, then by all means let me die.

-Chris Jones