<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?> <rss version="2.0" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" ><channel><title>The Hot Joints &#187; Joke</title> <atom:link href="http://www.thehotjoints.com/tag/joke/feed/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" /><link>http://www.thehotjoints.com</link> <description>Conservative news and opinion</description> <lastBuildDate>Thu, 09 Feb 2012 11:00:25 +0000</lastBuildDate> <language>en</language> <sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod> <sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency> <xhtml:meta xmlns:xhtml="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml" name="robots" content="noindex" /> <!-- google_ad_section_end --><!-- google_ad_section_start --> <item><title>Video: Bush 41 Tells Hilarious Story</title><link>http://www.thehotjoints.com/2009/01/28/video-bush-41-tells-hilarious-story/</link> <comments>http://www.thehotjoints.com/2009/01/28/video-bush-41-tells-hilarious-story/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Wed, 28 Jan 2009 19:44:51 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Chris Jones</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Video]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Bill Clinton]]></category> <category><![CDATA[bush 41]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Funny]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Joke]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thehotjoints.com/?p=6082</guid> <description><![CDATA[]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><p><object width="425" height="344" data="http://www.youtube.com/v/jXuRlcUjoAE&amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;hl=en&amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="src" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/jXuRlcUjoAE&amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;hl=en&amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;fs=1" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /></object></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.thehotjoints.com/2009/01/28/video-bush-41-tells-hilarious-story/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Obama Joke Leaves Crowd Stunned</title><link>http://www.thehotjoints.com/2008/01/17/obama-joke-leaves-crowd-stunned/</link> <comments>http://www.thehotjoints.com/2008/01/17/obama-joke-leaves-crowd-stunned/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 17 Jan 2008 18:29:00 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Chris Jones</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Barack Obama]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Politics]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Racism]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Election 2008]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Joke]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thehotjoints.com/2008/01/17/obama-joke-leaves-crowd-stunned/</guid> <description><![CDATA[From the Rocky Mountain News: A Greeley businessman apologized Wednesday after a joke about Illinois Sen. Barack Obama fell flat during the National Western Stock Show&#8217;s annual Citizen of the West banquet. William R. Farr was pretending to read telegrams congratulating this year&#8217;s award recipient, University of Colorado President Hank Brown, when he pulled out [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><p>From the <a href="http://www.rockymountainnews.com/news/2008/jan/17/joke-leaves-em-gasping/" target="_blank">Rocky Mountain News</a>:</p><blockquote><p>A Greeley businessman apologized Wednesday after a joke about Illinois Sen. Barack Obama fell flat during the National Western Stock Show&#8217;s annual Citizen of the West banquet.</p><p>William R. Farr was pretending to read telegrams congratulating this year&#8217;s award recipient, University of Colorado President Hank Brown, when he pulled out a piece of paper and said, &#8220;I have a telegram from the White House.&#8221;</p><p>Then he added, &#8220;They&#8217;re going to have to change the name of that building if Obama&#8217;s elected.&#8221;</p><p>Witnesses said they could hear people gasp in the ballroom of the Adam&#8217;s Mark Hotel.</p></blockquote><p>Mr. Greeley&#8217;s lack of judgment is absolutely breathtaking.</p><p><em>-Chris Jones </em></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.thehotjoints.com/2008/01/17/obama-joke-leaves-crowd-stunned/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <!-- google_ad_section_end --></channel> </rss>
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