<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?> <rss version="2.0" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" ><channel><title>The Hot Joints &#187; Jokes</title> <atom:link href="http://www.thehotjoints.com/tag/jokes/feed/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" /><link>http://www.thehotjoints.com</link> <description>Conservative news and opinion</description> <lastBuildDate>Thu, 09 Feb 2012 11:00:25 +0000</lastBuildDate> <language>en</language> <sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod> <sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency> <xhtml:meta xmlns:xhtml="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml" name="robots" content="noindex" /> <!-- google_ad_section_end --><!-- google_ad_section_start --> <item><title>Bush To G8: &quot;Goodbye From The World&#039;s Biggest Polluter&quot;</title><link>http://www.thehotjoints.com/2008/07/10/bush-to-g8-goodbye-from-the-worlds-biggest-polluter/</link> <comments>http://www.thehotjoints.com/2008/07/10/bush-to-g8-goodbye-from-the-worlds-biggest-polluter/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 10 Jul 2008 20:13:46 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Chris Jones</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Funny]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Global Warming]]></category> <category><![CDATA[World News]]></category> <category><![CDATA[g8]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Jokes]]></category> <category><![CDATA[President Bush]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thehotjoints.com/?p=3955</guid> <description><![CDATA[The London Telegraph is characterizing President Bush&#8217;s last G8 Summit in the worst light possible. Highlighting an apparant joke he made on his way out. The American leader, who has been condemned throughout his presidency for failing to tackle climate change, ended a private meeting with the words: &#8220;Goodbye from the world&#8217;s biggest polluter.&#8221; He [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><p><a href="http://www.thehotjoints.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/bushg8.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-3956" title="bushg8" src="http://www.thehotjoints.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/bushg8.jpg" alt="bushg8 Bush To G8: &quot;Goodbye From The World&#039;s Biggest Polluter&quot;" width="404" height="235" /></a><br clear="left" /></p><p>The London Telegraph is characterizing President Bush&#8217;s last G8 Summit in the worst light possible. Highlighting <a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/2277298/President-George-Bush-%27Goodbye-from-the-world%27s-biggest-polluter%27.html?service=print" target="_blank">an apparant joke</a> he made on his way out.</p><p style="padding-left: 30px;"><em>The American leader, who has been condemned throughout his presidency for failing to tackle climate change, ended a private meeting with the words: &#8220;Goodbye from the world&#8217;s biggest polluter.&#8221;</em></p><p style="padding-left: 30px;"><em>He then punched the air while grinning widely, as the rest of those present including Gordon Brown and Nicolas Sarkozy looked on in shock.</em></p><p style="padding-left: 30px;"><em>Mr Bush, whose second and final term as President ends at the end of the year, then left the meeting at the Windsor Hotel in Hokkaido where the leaders of the world&#8217;s richest nations had been discussing new targets to cut carbon emissions.</em></p><p style="padding-left: 30px;"><em>One official who witnessed the extraordinary scene said afterwards: &#8220;Everyone was very surprised that he was making a joke about America&#8217;s record on pollution.&#8221;</em></p><p>I suspect the &#8220;shock&#8221; other world leaders felt is being purposely overblown, but even if it&#8217;s not I still find it hilarious. I imagine the President could only swallow so much climate change fearmongering before he had to do something to lighten the mood.</p><p>In a few years we&#8217;re gonna look back on all the global warming hysteria and wonder how Al Gore was able to trick the entire world with his junk science.</p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.thehotjoints.com/2008/07/10/bush-to-g8-goodbye-from-the-worlds-biggest-polluter/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>1</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Saturday Night Joke</title><link>http://www.thehotjoints.com/2007/10/27/saturday-night-joke/</link> <comments>http://www.thehotjoints.com/2007/10/27/saturday-night-joke/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Sun, 28 Oct 2007 04:12:22 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Chris Jones</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Entertainment]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Funny]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Jokes]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thehotjoints.com/2007/10/27/saturday-night-joke/</guid> <description><![CDATA[The following joke was sent to us via e-mail&#8230; The Next time you think your hotel bill is too high, consider this: Husband and wife are traveling by car from Key West to Boston After almost twenty-four hours on the road, They&#8217;re too tired to continue, and they decide to stop for a rest. They [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><p>The following joke was sent to us via e-mail&#8230;</p><p><font color="#ff0000"><strong>The Next time you  think your hotel bill is too high, consider this:</strong></font></p><p><strong>Husband  and wife are traveling by car from Key<br /> West  to Boston</strong></p><p><strong>After almost twenty-four hours on the road,<br /> They&#8217;re too tired to  continue, and<br /> they decide to stop for a rest.</strong></p><p><strong>They stop at a hotel  and slept for<br /> four hours and then get back on the road.</strong></p><p><strong>When they  check out four<br /> hours later, the desk clerk hands them a<br /> bill for  $350.00.</strong></p><p><strong>The man<br /> explodes and demands to know why the charge is so  high. He<br /> tells the clerk<br /> although it&#8217;s a nice hotel, the rooms certainly  aren&#8217;t<br /> worth $350.00! When<br /> the clerk tells him $350.00 is the standard  rate, the<br /> man insists on speaking to the Manager.</strong></p><p><strong>The Manager appears,  listens to the man, and<br /> Then explains that the hotel has an Olympic-sized  pool and a huge<br /> conference center that were available for the husband and  wife to use.</strong></p><p><strong>&#8220;But we didn&#8217;t use them,&#8221; the man complains.</strong></p><p><strong>&#8220;Well,  they<br /> are here, and you could have,&#8221; explains the manager.<br /> He goes on to  explain<br /> they could have taken in one of the shows for which<br /> the hotel is  famous.<br /> &#8220;The best entertainers from New<br /> York , Hollywood and<br /> Las Vegas perform here,&#8221; the  manager says.</strong></p><p><strong>&#8220;But we didn&#8217;t go to any of those<br /> shows,&#8221; complains the  man again.</strong></p><p><strong>&#8220;Well, we have them, and you could<br /> have,&#8221; the manager  replies.</strong></p><p><strong>No matter what amenity the manager<br /> mentions, the man  replies, &#8220;But<br /> we didn&#8217;t use it!&#8221;</strong></p><p><strong>The manager is<br /> unmoved, and  eventually the man gives up and agrees<br /> to pay. He writes a check and gives it  to the manager.</strong></p><p><strong>The manager is surprised when he<br /> looks at the  check.</strong></p><p><strong>&#8220;But sir,&#8221; he says, this check is only made out for<br /> $50.00.&#8221;</strong></p><p><strong>&#8220;That&#8217;s correct,&#8221; says the man. &#8220;I charged you $300.00<br /> for sleeping with my wife.&#8221;</strong></p><p><strong>&#8220;But I didn&#8217;t!&#8221; exclaims the  Manager.</strong></p><p><strong>&#8220;Well, too bad,&#8221; the man replies. </strong></p><p><strong>&#8220;She  was here and you could have.&#8221;</strong></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.thehotjoints.com/2007/10/27/saturday-night-joke/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <!-- google_ad_section_end --></channel> </rss>
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