This has to be one of the best stories ever. Three Muslim terrorists in Indian-administered Kashmir took up residence inside a cave and cooked up a batch of pudding to eat.

Not long after, the large bear that lived in that cave arrived home to find Islamic intruders in his house — and some uneaten pudding.

Outraged at the intrusion and more than a little hungry, the bear ate two of the terrorists and the rest of the pudding.

Only one terrorist made it out alive — barely.

Kudos to the bear.

(hat tip Ace)