You really have to see this to believe it. An Ohio man was arrested for drunk driving on his homemade motorized bar stool. 28-year old Kile Wygle was spotted driving a “strange motorized machine” and police were contacted after he wrecked.

When Police arrived on the scene, Wygle told them “I wrecked my bar stool” and pointed out the machine is capable of hitting 40 mph, even though he wrecked at only 20 mph.

The only thing Kile Wygle is guilty of is being awesome.

-Chris Jones

In Shirley MacLaine’s new book, the actress and longtime friend of Dennis Kucinich tells an interesting story about the Congressman. She claims that during a visit to her home in Washington state, Kucinich said he saw a UFO and heard messages from it.

“Dennis found his encounter extremely moving,” MacLaine writes. “The smell of roses drew him out to my balcony where, when he looked up, he saw a gigantic triangular craft, silent, and observing him.

“It hovered, soundless, for 10 minutes or so, and sped away with a speed he couldn’t comprehend. He said he felt a connection in his heart and heard directions in his mind.”

That explains a lot.

-Chris Jones