<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?> <rss version="2.0" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" ><channel><title>The Hot Joints &#187; offbeat</title> <atom:link href="http://www.thehotjoints.com/tag/offbeat/feed/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" /><link>http://www.thehotjoints.com</link> <description>Conservative news and opinion</description> <lastBuildDate>Thu, 09 Feb 2012 11:00:25 +0000</lastBuildDate> <language>en</language> <sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod> <sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency> <xhtml:meta xmlns:xhtml="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml" name="robots" content="noindex" /> <!-- google_ad_section_end --><!-- google_ad_section_start --> <item><title>Ohio Man Arrested For Drunk Driving On Motorized Bar Stool</title><link>http://www.thehotjoints.com/2009/03/31/ohio-man-arrested-for-drunk-driving-on-motorized-bar-stool/</link> <comments>http://www.thehotjoints.com/2009/03/31/ohio-man-arrested-for-drunk-driving-on-motorized-bar-stool/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Tue, 31 Mar 2009 22:29:06 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Chris Jones</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Crime]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Funny]]></category> <category><![CDATA[U.S. News]]></category> <category><![CDATA[drunk driving]]></category> <category><![CDATA[kile wygle]]></category> <category><![CDATA[motorized bar stool]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Odd]]></category> <category><![CDATA[offbeat]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thehotjoints.com/2009/03/31/ohio-man-arrested-for-drunk-driving-on-motorized-bar-stool/</guid> <description><![CDATA[You really have to see this to believe it. An Ohio man was arrested for drunk driving on his homemade motorized bar stool. 28-year old Kile Wygle was spotted driving a “strange motorized machine” and police were contacted after he wrecked. When Police arrived on the scene, Wygle told them “I wrecked my bar stool” [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><p><a href="http://www.thehotjoints.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/motorizedbarstool.jpg"><img style="border-right: 0px; border-top: 0px; display: inline; border-left: 0px; border-bottom: 0px" src="http://www.thehotjoints.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/motorizedbarstool-thumb.jpg" border="0" alt="motorizedbarstool thumb Ohio Man Arrested For Drunk Driving On Motorized Bar Stool" width="381" height="293" title="motorizedbarstool thumb photo" /></a></p><p>You really have to see this to believe it. An Ohio man <a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0331091stool1.html" target="_blank">was arrested</a> for drunk driving on his homemade motorized bar stool. 28-year old Kile Wygle was spotted driving a “strange motorized machine” and police were contacted after he wrecked.</p><p>When Police arrived on the scene, Wygle told them “I wrecked my bar stool” and pointed out the machine is capable of hitting 40 mph, even though he wrecked at only 20 mph.</p><p>The only thing Kile Wygle is guilty of is being awesome.</p><p><em>-Chris Jones</em></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.thehotjoints.com/2009/03/31/ohio-man-arrested-for-drunk-driving-on-motorized-bar-stool/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>2</slash:comments> </item> <!-- google_ad_section_end --></channel> </rss>
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