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Hey Mark Sanford, Shut The Hell Up
Disgraced Gov. Mark Sanford is keeping his apology tour going strong with new and unnecessary revelations.
I think Sanford has completely lost his mind. He won’t just shut the f*ck up about his personal life. We already know more than we ever wanted to and sure as hell don’t need to know anything else.
Sanford is now flapping his gums about “crossing lines” with other women as well, but never the “ultimate line.”
South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford said Tuesday that he “crossed lines” with a handful of women other than his mistress – but never had sex with them.
The governor said he “never crossed the ultimate line” with anyone but Maria Belen Chapur, the Argentine at the center of a scandal that has derailed his once-promising political career.
“This was a whole lot more than a simple affair, this was a love story,” Sanford said. “A forbidden one, a tragic one, but a love story at the end of the day.”
During an emotional interview at his Statehouse office with The Associated Press on Tuesday, Sanford said Chapur is his soul mate but he’s trying to fall back in love with his wife.
All this crap about a “tragic love story” is truly touching, but the real tragedy here is what a scumbag Mark Sanford turned out to be.
This guy is a disgrace and he should resign as governor. He’s clearly not in the right state of mind to be running a state or anything else.
Incredibly, his wife has said she’s interested in trying to patch things up with him. I’m sure knowing he’ll have to settle for her in place of his “soul mate” must really make her feel good.
I guess later in the week we’re going to hear about how times he’s beat off in the shower thinking about other women.
All this talk of soul mates, crying in Argentina, and tragic love stories is about to make me lose my lunch.
This guy is the biggest pussy I’ve ever seen and one sorry excuse for a human being.
Someone has to put a muzzle on this clown or send his ass back to Argentina or something. I just can’t take it anymore.
-Chris Jones
Mark Sanford Admits To Chasing Skirt In Argentina
I had a sick feeling that whatever the hell Gov. Mark Sanford was doing when he supposedly “disappeared” wasn’t good.
When I heard his phony story about disappearing to Argentina to “clear his head” I knew with absolute certainty this wasn’t going to end well.
Sure enough, Sanford held a rambling press conference (thank God without his wife present) and admitted to having an affair with some broad in Argentina. (I hope it was a broad)
“I have been unfaithful to my wife. I developed a relationship with what started out as a dear, dear friend from Argentina,” Sanford said in a rambling and often emotional news conference at the state capital in Columbia.
“I’m a bottom line kind of guy I’m just gonna lay it out. It’s gonna hurt and I’m going to let the chips fall where they may,” Sanford said.
He does say his wife was aware of the affair prior to his leaving for Argentina and that they’re pretty much separated.
He went on to apologize to his family, blah, blah, blah:
Sanford apologized to his wife, Jenny, and his children. “To Jenny, anybody who has observed her over the last 40 years of my life knows how closely she has stood by my side in campaign, after campaign, after campaign,” he said.
I’ve got no sympathy whatsoever for this charlatan. If he really cared about his family he wouldn’t be cheating on his wife and causing them public humiliation.
Thank God, we discovered Sanford’s true colors before he ran for president. I can’t believe this guy was dumb enough to pull a disappearing act and think no one would notice.
Secondly, if he and his wife really were separated then why not just say that publicly long ago? It wouldn’t have damaged his republican credentials to have a failed marriage — look at Newt Gingrich.
Our country’s economy is on life support, the republican party is in shambles, and Mark Sanford is chasing skirt in Argentina?
What a disgrace.
-Chris Jones
UPDATE: Here’s the uncomfortable press conference…
