<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?> <rss version="2.0" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" ><channel><title>The Hot Joints &#187; Stephen King</title> <atom:link href="http://www.thehotjoints.com/tag/stephen-king/feed/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" /><link>http://www.thehotjoints.com</link> <description>Conservative news and opinion</description> <lastBuildDate>Fri, 10 Feb 2012 11:00:49 +0000</lastBuildDate> <language>en</language> <sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod> <sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency> <xhtml:meta xmlns:xhtml="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml" name="robots" content="noindex" /> <!-- google_ad_section_end --><!-- google_ad_section_start --> <item><title>Army To Stephen King: &quot;Halp Us Stevin Kenk&quot;</title><link>http://www.thehotjoints.com/2008/05/08/army-to-stephen-king-halp-us/</link> <comments>http://www.thehotjoints.com/2008/05/08/army-to-stephen-king-halp-us/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 08 May 2008 19:48:30 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Chris Jones</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Funny]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Military]]></category> <category><![CDATA[U.S. News]]></category> <category><![CDATA[insult]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Picture]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Stephen King]]></category> <category><![CDATA[stuck in iraq]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thehotjoints.com/?p=3552</guid> <description><![CDATA[We reported a couple of days ago on author Stephen King&#8217;s incredibly insulting remarks about the military to a group of high school students. Just as it did when John Kerry insinuated that people in the military are idiots, the Army has once again responded via picture. (pic courtesy of newsbusters)]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><p><a href="http://www.thehotjoints.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/stevenkinghalp2.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-3553" title="stevenkinghalp2" src="http://www.thehotjoints.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/stevenkinghalp2-300x142.jpg" alt="stevenkinghalp2 300x142 Army To Stephen King: &quot;Halp Us Stevin Kenk&quot;" width="300" height="142" /></a><br clear="left" /></p><p>We reported a couple of days ago on author Stephen King&#8217;s incredibly <a href="http://www.thehotjoints.com/2008/05/05/stephen-king-if-you-can%e2%80%99t-read-%e2%80%98then-you%e2%80%99ve-got-the-army-iraq%e2%80%99/" target="_blank">insulting remarks</a> about the military to a group of high school students.</p><p>Just as it did when John Kerry <a href="http://www.boston.com/news/nation/washington/articles/2006/11/01/kerrys_stuck_in_iraq_remark_ignites_firefight_with_bush_gop/" target="_blank">insinuated</a> that people in the military are idiots, the Army has once again responded via picture.</p><p><em>(pic courtesy of <a href="http://newsbusters.org/blogs/noel-sheppard/2008/05/07/wednesday-funnies-halp-us-stevin-kenk-we-r-stuck-hear-n-irak">newsbusters</a>)</em></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.thehotjoints.com/2008/05/08/army-to-stephen-king-halp-us/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Stephen King: If You Can’t Read ‘Then You’ve Got, the Army, Iraq’</title><link>http://www.thehotjoints.com/2008/05/05/stephen-king-if-you-can%e2%80%99t-read-%e2%80%98then-you%e2%80%99ve-got-the-army-iraq%e2%80%99/</link> <comments>http://www.thehotjoints.com/2008/05/05/stephen-king-if-you-can%e2%80%99t-read-%e2%80%98then-you%e2%80%99ve-got-the-army-iraq%e2%80%99/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Mon, 05 May 2008 20:49:57 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Chris Jones</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Video]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Insults Military]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Stephen King]]></category> <category><![CDATA[U.S. News]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thehotjoints.com/?p=3534</guid> <description><![CDATA[In an absolutely stunning display of ignorance and stupidity, horror writer Stephen King said the following to a group of people on C-Span: &#8220;I don&#8217;t want to sound like an ad, a public service ad on TV, but the fact is if you can read, you can walk into a job later on. If you [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><p><object classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" width="390" height="320" id="Redlasso"><param name="movie" value="http://media.redlasso.com/xdrive/WEB/vidplayer_1b/redlasso_player_b1b_deploy.swf" /><param name="flashvars" value="embedId=6c734921-7c74-48df-b487-79d7fd5875bc" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><embed src="http://media.redlasso.com/xdrive/WEB/vidplayer_1b/redlasso_player_b1b_deploy.swf" flashvars="embedId=6c734921-7c74-48df-b487-79d7fd5875bc" width="390" height="320" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowScriptAccess="always" allowFullScreen="true" name="Redlasso"></embed></object></p><p>In an absolutely stunning display of ignorance and stupidity, horror writer Stephen King said the following to a group of people on C-Span:</p><blockquote><p><em>&#8220;I don&#8217;t want to sound like an ad, a public service ad on TV, but the fact is if you can read, you can walk into a job later on. If you don&#8217;t, then you&#8217;ve got, the Army, Iraq, I don&#8217;t know, something like that. It&#8217;s, it&#8217;s not as bright. So, that&#8217;s my little commercial for that.&#8221;</em></p></blockquote><p>For those of you who don&#8217;t possess the earth shattering intellect of Stephen King, allow me to roughly translate the above statement&#8230;</p><p><em>&#8220;I don&#8217;t want to get all preachy, but if you at least know how to read then you can get a job anywhere. Whatever you do, don&#8217;t be a dumbass and serve your country. Only illiterate morons do that.&#8221;</em></p><p>-Chris Jones</p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.thehotjoints.com/2008/05/05/stephen-king-if-you-can%e2%80%99t-read-%e2%80%98then-you%e2%80%99ve-got-the-army-iraq%e2%80%99/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <!-- google_ad_section_end --></channel> </rss>
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