This is too damn gross for me to even write more about it. Just click over and read for yourself. I wonder how many jobs that created?

Democrats are rushing to pass a brand new $26 billion “stimulus” to bailout unions and other special interests. They’re in such a rush to pass the thing it doesn’t even have a name.

The Library of Congress has the bill recorded as “XXXXXX Act Of XXXX”.

So the GOP decided to help out by offering a list of potential names for the legislation.

Boehner on Monday offered 10 possible names for what he called the “union-boss bailout” bill:
– Save Our ‘Stimulus’ (SOS) Act
– ‘Recovery Summer’ Bailout Act (Cash for Flunkers)
– Delivering Unions a Major Boost (DUMB) Act
– Helping Election Expenditures, Hurting American Workers (HEEHAW) Act
– Democracy is Strengthened by Clearly Leveraging and Optimizing Special-Interests’ Effectiveness (DISCLOSE) Act
– Holding Union Bosses Over Until Card Check Act
– Rescuing Incumbent Democrats Is Costly (RIDIC) Act
– Summertime Cash for Union Bosses Instead of Spending Cuts for Taxpayers Act
– Frivolous Act of Ineffective Largesse (FAIL) Act
– Naming These Things Hasn’t Gotten Us Anywhere, So Why Bother? Act

Nicely played, GOP.

The only people surprised by this are the assholes in Washington. Schumer is right that people have lost faith in government. In fact, most of us never had any faith in government to begin with. The government has been overstepping its bounds for decades and created one boondoggle after another. President Obama is always yammering about phony ass “green jobs” and how his phony ass “stimulus” package was going to kick start a phony ass green revolution in America.

Well, he was partially right. It did kick start a phony ass green revolution, but it’s overseas — mostly in China. 80% of the $2 billion dollars set aside in the phony stimulus went to “green” projects like building phony ass wind turbines for phony ass wind farms. The vast majority of the phony ass wind turbines are built in China.

This is why the stimulus was such a bad idea. It was never going to do what its supporters promised it would. The phony stimulus was nothing but billions of dollars in giveaways to Obama’s favorite constituents and special interests.

The American people got bent over and gang raped without even so much as the courtesy of a little lube first.

Global warming is a fraud. So to the extent that a “green jobs” revolution is even necessary the private sector will create it. The government has no business getting involved in “creating jobs” anyway — that’s the role of the private sector.

Imagine how much better our economy would be if we had just kept the billions we sent to China, scrapped the phony ass wind farms, and used the oil, coal, and natural gas we have right here at home.

This entire energy related drama is based on the phony ass premise of global warming. We have enough coal, natural gas, and oil in this country to power every home and car in America. We don’t need China to build us phony ass wind farms.

There is still hundreds of billions of “stimulus” dollars that have yet to leave the treasury. We should keep that money and help pay down the debt. After that, every single member of Congress who voted for the phony stimulus along with the president who conceived it should resign.

They knew the “stimulus” was bullshit, we knew the “stimulus” was bullshit — but they did it anyway.

-Chris Jones

(hat tip Gateway Pundit)

With every passing day we learn more and more about the treachery that was the so-called Obama “stimulus” package. Many of us saw the $787 billion scam for exactly what it was — a giant slush fund to pay back friends and cronies.

All you had to do was look at who wrote the stimulus bill. It was a who’s who of “social justice” organizations and assorted Commie Pinko cretins. It was never meant to create jobs or “stimulate” the economy. It was meant to give free shit to people who the left believes are owed something. It was about redistribution of wealth.

But, that’s not the half of it. We learn today that many of the jobs supposedly “saved or created” on account of the porkulus bill are in districts that don’t even exist.

Here’s a stimulus success story: In Arizona’s 15th congressional district, 30 jobs have been saved or created with just $761,420 in federal stimulus spending. At least that’s what the Web site set up by the Obama administration to track the $787 billion stimulus says.

There’s one problem, though: There is no 15th congressional district in Arizona; the state has only eight districts.

And ABC News has found many more entries for projects like this in places that are incorrectly identified.

The reality is that every member of Congress who voted to steal $787 billion of tax payer money (borrowed from China) should rot in jail.

Angry yet?

If you’ve always had a nagging feeling that members of congress are actually a bunch of crooks  — here’s the proof. If you recall, Obama promised transparency and said any legislation he signed would be posted online 72 hours before he signed it to give the public a chance to read and comment on it. Apparently, that rule applies to everything except the largest bill in the history of the United States.

Democrats delayed posting the final so-called “stimulus” bill last night until 11 PM because they were busy converting it from a plain text format to a PDF file to prevent people from being able to search it. The bill is more than 1,000 pages and to conceal what’s inside it, the Dems took what was a plain text document and took photographs of it and converted those to PDF files. That prevents readers from doing keyword searches and thus uncovering the largest theft in history.

Can you imagine if Bush and the republicans had pulled a stunt like this? Democrats would be fucking outraged — and justifiably so. There would be calls to impeach Bush (shocking, I know) and throw people in jail. The democrats are actively concealing the contents of a bill most have acknowledged they will not even have time to read before they vote on it.

Any republican who votes for this thing should be run out of office.

-Chris Jones

San Francisco liberal Nancy Pelosi is determined to bring home the bacon. She has made sure to include more than $30 million dollars for wetlands restoration and preserving the habitat of the allegedly endangered salt marsh harvest mouse in San Francisco.

Talk about a pet project. A tiny mouse with the longtime backing of a political giant may soon reap the benefits of the economic-stimulus package.

Lawmakers and administration officials divulged Wednesday that the $789 billion economic stimulus bill being finalized behind closed doors in Congress includes $30 million for wetlands restoration that the Obama administration intends to spend in the San Francisco Bay Area to protect, among other things, the endangered salt marsh harvest mouse.

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi represents the city of San Francisco and has previously championed preserving the mouse’s habitat in the Bay Area.

Congress benefits from the fact that most Americans don’t pay attention to what’s going on in this country. They occasionally tune in to news and hear liberal garbage about the coming apocalypse if we don’t pass a $1 trillion dollar stimulus porkulus bill. It’s incredibly misleading when president Obama tells the public that this abomination of a bill contains “no earmarks.” Basically, the entire f*cking bill is an earmark. It’s a grab bag of every liberal project ever thought up in the last 40 years for states and the federal government.

Restoring wetlands and protecting a mouse that environmental extremists cry about is not stimulus and it’s not gonna help the economy. Everything liberals have ever dreamed of passing, but could never get the votes for has been thrown into this bill and called “stimulus.”

Every single republican should vote against this outrageous bill. Arlen Spector, Susan Collins, and any other republican who votes for this pig should be challenged in the next primary. I’m all in favor of bipartisanship, but this bill is a pig and it’s unthinkable for any republican (any real republican) to support it.

What the f*ck is going on in this country? Has everybody completely lost their f*cking mind?