<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?> <rss version="2.0" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" ><channel><title>The Hot Joints &#187; thief hit with turkey</title> <atom:link href="http://www.thehotjoints.com/tag/thief-hit-with-turkey/feed/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" /><link>http://www.thehotjoints.com</link> <description>Conservative news and opinion</description> <lastBuildDate>Fri, 10 Feb 2012 10:00:35 +0000</lastBuildDate> <language>en</language> <sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod> <sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency> <xhtml:meta xmlns:xhtml="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml" name="robots" content="noindex" /> <!-- google_ad_section_end --><!-- google_ad_section_start --> <item><title>Carjacking Suspect Clubbed With Frozen Turkey</title><link>http://www.thehotjoints.com/2008/11/24/carjacking-suspect-clubbed-with-frozen-turkey/</link> <comments>http://www.thehotjoints.com/2008/11/24/carjacking-suspect-clubbed-with-frozen-turkey/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Mon, 24 Nov 2008 18:51:27 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Chris Jones</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Crime]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Funny]]></category> <category><![CDATA[carjacking]]></category> <category><![CDATA[clubbed with turkey]]></category> <category><![CDATA[frozen turkey]]></category> <category><![CDATA[thief hit with turkey]]></category> <category><![CDATA[turkey weapon]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thehotjoints.com/2008/11/24/carjacking-suspect-clubbed-with-frozen-turkey/</guid> <description><![CDATA[How do you not like this story: Stopped. Cold turkey. North Carolina authorities say a shopper clubbed an alleged carjacker with a frozen turkey as he tried to steal a woman&#8217;s car in a grocery store parking lot Sunday. Nicely done.]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><p><img style="max-width: 800px;" src="http://www.thehotjoints.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/turkey.jpg" title="turkey photo" alt="turkey Carjacking Suspect Clubbed With Frozen Turkey" /></p><p>How do you not like <a target="_blank" href="http://www.breitbart.com/print.php?id=D94LF4181&amp;show_article=1&amp;catnum=0">this story</a>:</p><blockquote><p>Stopped. Cold turkey. North Carolina authorities say a shopper clubbed<br /> an alleged carjacker with a frozen turkey as he tried to steal a<br /> woman&#8217;s car in a grocery store parking lot Sunday.</p></blockquote><p>Nicely done.</p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.thehotjoints.com/2008/11/24/carjacking-suspect-clubbed-with-frozen-turkey/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>1</slash:comments> </item> <!-- google_ad_section_end --></channel> </rss>
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