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		<title>Carjacking Suspect Clubbed With Frozen Turkey</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Nov 2008 18:51:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris Jones</dc:creator>
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How do you not like this story:
Stopped. Cold turkey. North Carolina authorities say a shopper clubbed
an alleged carjacker with a frozen turkey as he tried to steal a
woman&#8217;s car in a grocery store parking lot Sunday.
Nicely done.
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<p>How do you not like <a target="_blank" href="http://www.breitbart.com/print.php?id=D94LF4181&amp;show_article=1&amp;catnum=0">this story</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>Stopped. Cold turkey. North Carolina authorities say a shopper clubbed<br />
an alleged carjacker with a frozen turkey as he tried to steal a<br />
woman&#8217;s car in a grocery store parking lot Sunday.</p></blockquote>
<p>Nicely done.</p>
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