U.S. intelligence agencies believes that terrorist leader Osama Bin Laden is hiding in the K2 mountains of northern Pakistan, and they intend to drive him out in a major military offensive.

General David Petraeus headed up a major meeting in the Qatari capital of Doja aimed at putting together a military operation to go after bin Laden.

Of course, all this is coming from an arab news network which automatically calls into question the entire story. If it is true, chances are bin Laden has learned of the coming operation and has already moved. 

Omar Osama Bin Laden (nice name) is the 26-year old son of the repugnant Osama Bin Laden. Omar was in the news a couple of months back because he married a 52-year old British broad named Jane Felix-Brown, who of course changed her name to Zaina Alsabah.

Now the couple say they want to be advocates, planning a 3,000-mile horse race across North Africa to draw attention to the cause of peace.

Omar doesn’t renounce his father for all the mass murder he’s committed, but simply says that their are better ways to defend Islam than militancy.

“It’s about changing the ideas of the Western mind. A lot of people think Arabs—especially the bin Ladens, especially the sons of Osama—are all terrorists. This is not the truth,” Omar told the AP last week at a cafe in a Cairo shopping mall.

Omar bin Laden lived with his father in Sudan, then moved with him to Afghanistan in 1996. He claims to have trained in the Al-Qaeda camps until 2000, when he suddenly decided “jihad” wasn’t for him.

“I don’t want to be in that situation to just fight. I like to find another way and this other way may be like we do now, talking,” he said in English.

Little bin Laden refuses to speak ill of his murderous father and says he’s just trying to defend Muslims.

“My father thinks he will be good for defending the Arab people and stop anyone from hurting the Arab or Muslim people any place in the world,” he said, noting that the West didn’t have a problem with his father when he was fighting the Russians in Afghanistan in the 1980s.

We didn’t have a problem with him in the 1980′s because he wasn’t knocking down buildings and massacring civilians all around the world.

This guy is a jackass. Omar looks like the perfect candidate for an “extraordinary rendition” compliments of U.S. intelligence.

After a thorough “interview” we should hold him and his wife at Gitmo until we can locate daddy.

-Chris Jones