A Canadian man is selling his Xbox 360 autographed by Sarah Palin. He had her sign it when he was visiting Alaska back in 2009 at a Governor’s Picnic. The opening bid for the item is $1,100,000 + $15 for shipping.

My name is David Morrill. I live in Alberta Canada and I have always wanted to drive the Alaskan highway from my home near Edmonton Alberta, all the way to Alaska. This trip is about a 7000km / 4300mi round trip. I figured that since I was going up there anyway, I should try to see the most famous person from that state, so I timed my trip with the governors picnic in Wasilla. When the governors picnic took place there were hordes of people trying to see her, but I pushed my way through the crowd to the front of the line. When I was in front of Sarah Palin, I told her that I had traveled three days to see her and asked her to sign my Xbox360. She said it was the most extravagant thing she had ever been asked to sign. I shook her hand, removed myself from the crowd, and then I packed up my Xbox360 and headed home. It was one of the greatest thrills of my life to have watched Sarah Palin on CNN, SNL, Youtube, and then to see her right in front of me.

I can’t believe his selling that. There’s no way I would part with it. There’s also no way I would stick someone $15 for shipping if they paid me $1.1 million via PayPal.

(hat tip Mediaite)

The story of young Ralph Hardy just might be the greatest story ever. 13-year old Ralph Hardy is without a doubt the coolest kid at his school and maybe even the coolest kid in America.

The Texas teenager took it upon himself to order an extra credit card from his dad’s existing credit card account, then treated himself and his friends to an orgy of shopping to the tune of $30,000.

I know what you’re thinking, any little monster can steal dad’s credit card and buy stuff. Your right, but it’s what he did after that makes him special.

After the $30,000 shopping spree, the youngsters proceeded to rent a hotel room along with large quantities of junk food, including Fritos, Oreo cookies, and Dr. Pepper.

When the inquisitive hotel clerk asked young Ralph how he’s come into so much money, Ralph explained that he and his friends had just returned victorious from a “World of Warcraft” tournament and were just blowing off a little steam.

Then the boys decided to cap the afternoon off by ordering a couple of $1,000 a night hookers from an escort agency.

When the two hookers arrived they thought the boys seemed a little young, but young Ralph quickly put to rest their concerns. He explained that he and his friends were people of “restricted growth” who were with a traveling circus.

He further informed the women that it’s against Texas state law to discriminate against the disabled, and they have no right to refuse them service.

It wasn’t long after the arrival of the two hookers that the hotel clerk finally called the cops. The Police arrived to find the boys in the hotel room with $3,000 in cash, two hookers, a ton of junk food, and a stack of video games.

When asked by the Police why he ordered two prostitutes, Ralph said that’s just what you do when you win a “World of Warcraft” tournament.

Ralph was arrested and charged with Fraud and subsequently given three years probation.

The two call girls were released without charges, after it was determined that they played “Halo” with the kids instead of having sex with them.

Young Ralph says that he’s interested in becoming a politician one day.

I am officially declaring Ralph Hardy the living embodiment of awesome!

-Chris Jones