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Record: Taylor Swift Snags Longest Billboard Charting Album Of The Century
Here’s some news that’s sure to give Kanye West renewed heartburn:
At just 19 years old, country music superstar Taylor Swift continues to shatter records, this time on the Billboard albums chart. This week her debut album, "Taylor Swift," becomes the longest charting album of the century.
Her self-titled debut spends 157 weeks on the chart this week, taking the title for the album spending the most number of weeks inside Billboard’s Top 200 Albums.
Congratulations to Taylor for kicking so much musical ass — and for being a class act while doing so.
(hat tip OceanUp)
Kanye West Ruins Taylor Swift’s Moment At The 2009 MTV Video Music Awards
Kanye West is an asshole — pure and simple. Taylor Swift won “Best Female Video” — her first VMA win ever, only to have her moment stolen away by arrogant asshole Kanye West. West burst onto the stage in the middle of her acceptance speech to say he was happy for Taylor, but Beyonce had the best video and should have won (I’m paraphrasing).
By the time West’s rant was over Taylor’s speech time was over and she had to just walk off the stage. To the audience’s credit however, they didn’t let Kanye get away with it. He was loudly booed for the rest of the night anytime his name was mentioned and he was thrown out of the show.
Kanye West is a world class dick.
It’s also worth mentioning that Beyonce was a total class act. She won an award later in the show and invited Taylor Swift on-stage to have the moment Kanye rudely stole from her. Beyonce recalled being 17 and winning her first VMA and how much it had meant to her.
Kanye issued a phony apology today via his blog. He’s sorry for what he did, but not sorry for what he said.
Hey Kanye, you’re still a huge dick.
Incidentally, one the most popular posts in Hot Joints history is the Taylor Swift/Miley Cyrus duet from several months ago.
-Chris Jones
Whitney Houston Blows Comeback Performance, Blames Oprah
Whitney Houston cut short her performance on “Good Morning America” after screeching and cracking through three songs. She apologized to the audience and blamed it on Oprah. She said did too much talking and it caused her to lose her voice.
Whitney can blame Oprah for whatever she wants, but Whitney is a crack head and that’s why she can’t sing anymore.
Smoking crack destroys your vocal cords. Even if she doesn’t smoke crack anymore the damage is done. Oprah or no Oprah — Whitney’s pipes are finished.
The Obligatory Michael Jackson Memorial Service Post
Read all about it here and here or you can watch it here.
Video: Joe Jackson Takes Brake From Grief To Plug New Record Company
Cynical
Michael Jackson Dead From Heart Attack
Michael Jackson has died from a heart attack. Reports are that paramedics responded to Jackson’s home and found the singer not breathing. He was rushed to the hospital and all attempts to revive him were unsuccessful.
Developing…
Perez Hilton Got What Was Coming To Him
It looks like blogger Perez Hilton finally got what was coming to him. Hilton started the recent Miss California controversy and frequently uses his homosexuality as a weapon to bludgeon people over the head with.
According to the AP, will.i.am from the Black Eyed Peas confronted Hilton in a Toronto nightclub and told him not to write about the band on his blog.
Perez responded by calling the singer “gay” and a “faggot” to which The Peas’s tour manager later responded by punching Hilton in the face.
The tour manager, Polo Molina, later turned himself in and was charged with assault.
The fact that Perez is pressing charges shows what a chicken shit he really is. He smeared Carrie Prejean and routinely attacks people on his blog, but then gets upset when someone busts him in the head.
Perez Hilton is an asshole and a smear merchant. Oh, and his blog sucks too.
I can’t believe a such a pointless blog gets so much attention. He scrawls dicks on celebrities and that’s supposed to pass as talent?
Fashion Designers Keep Pretending Michelle Obama Has Style
I’m not one to go after anybody’s wife or attack family members of politicians, but this has to be said. It’s not an attack, but merely an observation.
Ever since Michelle Obama became first lady, all you hear about is what a style icon she is. The greatest designers in the world have been swooned over her fashion choices even though they’re horrible.
Let’s cut the B.S. and be real for a minute. Michelle Obama is the worst dressed first lady in American history.
It’s stunning to me that respected fashion designers are throwing their honest opinions out the window and just pandering. No, it actually goes beyond that — they’re lying.
Her outfit choices are stunningly inappropriate for every single occasion. The horrific color combinations she puts together make me laugh out loud.
Every woman I’ve spoken to here in the real world agrees that she’s a walking fashion disaster.
I don’t blame her for this, I blame the fashion industry. She could wear tuxedo pants with Ugg boots to meet the Queen and the press would gush about her bold fashion choice.
How is she supposed to know that most Americans are appalled by her clothing choices, when the greatest designers in the world tell her she looks stunning?
I have nothing against Michelle Obama and only want her to look her best when she’s representing our country.
The fashion industry backed up by the compliant Obama-media is keeping the lie going instead of being honest and trying to improve her look.
By the way, her husband always looks good. President Obama may well be one of our best dressed presidents.
Here’s a few of Michelle Obama’s greatest fashion disasters…
Video: Paris Hilton Gives Tour Of Her Closet
This closet is like every woman’s wildest fantasy come to life. Even as a dude, I have to admit it’s pretty sweet.
MySpace Fashion Presents The FIT with Paris Hilton
(hat tip Evil Beet Gossip)
Video: Jon Voight Shreds Obama At GOP Fundraiser
If you’re an actor in Hollywood and have any desire whatsoever to remain an actor in Hollywood you know better than to challenge the left-wing orthodoxy.
However, once you reach the stature of a Clint Eastwood or a Jon Voight you can say what’s on your mind and the Commie-Pinko pigs can’t hurt you anymore!
Here’s what Jon Voight had to say the other night at the NRSC-NRCC fundraiser:
(hat tip Michelle Malkin)
Record Producer Phil Spector Sentenced To 19 Years To Life
Famed record producer Phil Spector was sentenced today to 19 years to life in prison for the murder of actress Lana Clarkson.
-Chris Jones
Video: Blago Looking Dumber Than Ever
This guy truly has no shame…
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